The Taco Cleanse

Name: The Taco Cleanse
Brand: Affirm Press
SKU: 9781615192724
Price: 33.99 NZD
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The Tortilla-Based Diet Proven to Change Your Life

By Morris and Jessica Morris and Allison and Bogdanich and Frisinger and Wes Allison and Molly R. Frisinger and Stephanie Bogdanich

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Format: Paperback / softback

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The Taco Cleanse

$33⁹⁹

Satisfying, scientific, and best of all, simple: all of your meals must contain tacos.

More than 75 serious vegan recipes to make and eat while laughing at a hilarious diet book parody Prevent or reverse taco deficiency. Get that fresh taco-y feeling with over 75 seriously tasty vegan recipes.

Description

As the foreword to The Taco Cleanse explains, cleanses are 'socially acceptable starvation disguised as health' that 'demand you choke down lemon juice swirled with cayenne pepper and your tears so that you can lose those last five pounds.' In other words, they are 'the fing worst.' There's just one exception: one cleanse that is more like the fing best.

This cleanse will help you forge a new path of wellness and self-discovery that you'll want to stay on for the rest of your life. It will increase glow in your face and forehead, provide an uplifting sensation in your core chakra, stimulate your nocturnal imagination, and retroactively prevent hangovers. It's satisfying, scientific, and best of all, simple: All of your meals must contain tacos. That's right, it's the #TacoCleanse.

Every recipe happens to be vegan, but this cleanse is NOT for vegans only: It's for anyone who experiences recurring feelings of hunger on a daily basis, frequently lacks access to eating utensils such as forks or chopsticks, and tilts their head to the left while inserting food into their mouth. Does that describe you? Then it's time to cleanse.

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781615192724

Publisher: The Experiment LLC

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 01 December 2015

Country: United States

Imprint: The Experiment LLC

Illustration: 67 color photographs and drawings

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 20.0mm

Width: 173.0mm

Height: 203.0mm

Weight: 452g

Pages: 224

Collections

Allison Bogdanich Cook Books & Recipes Cooking & Food Frisinger Jessica Morris Molly R. Frisinger Morris Non-Fiction Stephanie Bogdanich Vegetarian Cook Books Wes Allison

About the Author

Wes Allison is the chief nutrition scientist and illustrator for The Taco Cleanse. Taco cleansing took his perspective on life from "meh" to "yeah!" He lives in Austin, Texas (where else?).

Stephanie Bogdanich blogs about vegan recipes, restaurant reviews, and Austin happenings at lazysmurf.wordpress.com. She enjoys whiling away her time in hammocks, especially in tropical locales, and although she loves breakfast tacos, she sometimes sleeps too late to get them.

Molly Frisinger is the writer behind Lone Star Plate, the blog of vegan Texas, where she covers vegan food, lifestyles, communities, and activism from El Paso to Houston. She lives in Austin, Texas, with her husband and two cats, and she has strong opinions about chili (no beans!).

Jessica Morris is a vegan tattooed bunny-hugging hair colorist who runs Rabbit Food Grocery, an online and pop-up vegan shop based in Austin, Texas. She firmly believes that even those who hate to cook can enjoy the benefits of a Taco Cleanse.