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Horsie

By Dorothy Parker
Penguin Classics
Series: Penguin Archive
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90 classic titles celebrating 90 years of Penguin Books What can you say, when a man asks you to dance with him? I most certainly will not dance with you. I'll see you in hell first. Why, thank you, I'd like to awfully, but I'm having... Read More
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90 classic titles celebrating 90 years of Penguin Books

What can you say, when a man asks you to dance with him? I most certainly will not dance with you. I'll see you in hell first. Why, thank you, I'd like to awfully, but I'm having labour pains.

Acerbic, pithy and vibrant, Dorothy Parker's writings capture the dizzying decadence of Jazz Age New York. Though Parker refuses to be swept along—she gleefully deconstructs its hypocrisy, prejudice and taboos with style and precision.

Horsie is a testament to Parker's unmatched wit and keen observations, presenting the reader with a rich tapestry of the social dynamics of the era.

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Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9780241747322

Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 17 April 2025

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Penguin Classics

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 10.0mm

Width: 110.0mm

Height: 180.0mm

Weight: 99g

Pages: 160

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Classic Fiction Classic General Fiction Dorothy Parker Fiction General Fiction Literary Fiction Penguin Books Penguin Classics Penguin Classics: General Fiction Series: Penguin Archive

About the Author

Dorothy Parker (1893-1967) was a celebrated poet, short story writer, critic, and an Oscar-nominated screenwriter. Much of her work was published in magazines including Vanity Fair and The New Yorker.

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