The Custard Heart

Name: The Custard Heart
Brand: Penguin Random House NZ
SKU: 9780241339589
Price: 6.99 NZD
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By Dorothy Parker

Series: Penguin Modern

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The Custard Heart is a sharp and satirical story by Dorothy Parker that delves into the trivialities and superficial nature of high society. It follows a woman who relies on her charm and social connections to navigate her opulent life, often ignoring deeper emotional and personal issues. The narrative highlights Parker's keen wit and her critique of the superficial aspects of social status.
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You might enjoy this book if you appreciate sharp wit and incisive observations about human nature. Dorothy Parker's storytelling offers a blend of humour and poignancy, capturing the complexities of interpersonal relationships and the often ironic twists of life. It's a delightful read for those who relish clever dialogue and richly drawn characters.

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The Custard Heart by Dorothy Parker has been praised for its sharp wit and keen insight into human relationships. Readers often highlight Parker's ability to capture the nuances of social interactions with her signature blend of humour and cynicism. The collection is frequently admired for its timeless quality and the way it delves into the complexities of love and heartbreak.

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9780241339589

Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 22 February 2018

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Penguin Classics

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 5.0mm

Width: 111.0mm

Height: 161.0mm

Weight: 47g

Pages: 64

Collections

Classic Fiction Classic General Fiction Dorothy Parker Fiction General Fiction Literary Fiction Penguin Books Penguin Classics Penguin Classics: General Fiction Series: Penguin Modern

About the Author

Dorothy Parker (1893-1967) was a celebrated poet, short story writer, critic, and an Oscar-nominated screenwriter. Much of her work was published in magazines including Vanity Fair and The New Yorker.

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