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A F*cking 2027 Wall Calendar
Get Your Sh*t Together This Year - Includes Stickers!
Series: Calendars & Gifts to Swear By
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This calendar has months. It has days. And it has the occasional bullsh*t holiday. What more do you need to know? Time to get your sht together. It's a fcking 2027 wall calendar! Packed with hilarious profanity and lots of swearing stickers, this sarcastic and humorous...
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Description
This calendar has months. It has days. And it has the occasional bullsh*t holiday. What more do you need to know?
Time to get your sht together. It's a fcking 2027 wall calendar!
Packed with hilarious profanity and lots of swearing stickers, this sarcastic and humorous adult wall calendar says it like it is while keeping you organized. Funny, practical, and relatable, this swearing calendar will help you let it out, cut the crap, and (maybe) swearing will help! The perfect hanging wall calendar for your kitchen or home office, and an incredible white elephant gift or gag gift for adults!
Features:
- 12-month wall calendar (January-December 2027) with vibrant, full-color designs
- Environmentally responsible, FSC certified and smudge-free paper
- 12" x 12" trim size with sturdy hole for easy hanging
- Over 200 hilarious and practical stickers for adults
- Ample writing space each day to stay organized and jot down important reminders, tasks, and appointments
- Plus funny, motivational reminders and plenty of space to write your own to-do lists each month
- Holidays and observances
- 2028 calendar year at a glance
Book Details
INFORMATION
ISBN: 9781464262128
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc
Format: Calendar
Date Published: 01 June 2026
Country: United States
Imprint: Sourcebooks Plus
Audience: General / adult, Tertiary education, Professional and scholarly
DIMENSIONS
Width: 305.0mm
Height: 305.0mm
Weight: 250g
Pages: 24
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2026 Calendars
Business & Entrepreneurship
Business Leadership & Management
Happiness & Mental Health
Humour
Mindset & Self Help
Motivation & Inspiration
New Year, New You
Personal Development
Philosophy & Psychology
Productivity & Time Management
Self-Help & Personal Development
Series: Calendars & Gifts to Swear By
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