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Series: Calendars & Gifts to Swear By

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  • Love This F*cking Journey for Me
    An irreverent self-discovery journal to scrap the damn impostor syndrome, reflect on your inner brilliance, and celebrate your own damn self. A self-discovery journal for inspiration, growth, and celebrating your own f*cking brilliance! Do you know who you are? No, truly, do you know yourself down to your very roots? Where you're going from here? Who you're meant to be?...
    Hardback
    $3600
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    $4000
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  • A Travel Planner
    Get the hell out of town—plan, budget, and remember the best f*cking vacations of your life with this sweary travel planner and log. It's time to say hll yes to new adventures and always taking the scenic route with A Travel Planner, the best undated travel planner to help you get out of your comfort zone and see the dmn...
    Paperback
    $3700
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    Ships in 4-6 weeks
  • I Am F*cking Radiant
    An irreverent self-care journal to teach readers how to take care of their mental, emotional, and physical well-being! A self-care journal for when you realise buying a scented candle isn't actually going to make you feel f*cking better. Ah, self-care. Yoga classes, green juice, bubble baths, face goop. F*ck that. The new self-care is all about taking care of yourself...
    Hardback
    $3400
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    $3700
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  • 2025 Carpe F*cking Diem Planner
    This planner has months. It has days. And it has the occasional bullsht holiday. What more do you need to know? It's a fcking 2025 planner! Seize the fcking day and get your sht together with this hilarious planner! Packed with profanity and lots of swearing stickers for adults, this sarcastic and humorous carpe diem swear planner says it like...
    Calendar
    $4100
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    $4500
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  • 2025 No F*cking Excuses Fitness Tracker
    A no-bullsht planner to crush those fcking fitness goals. Get organised, cut the bullsht, and crush your fcking goals this year with this hilarious softcover fitness planner! Sometimes you just need to suck it the hell up, laugh it off, and get that workout fcking done. This 2025 flexi spiral organiser will help you stay on top of your fitness...
    Calendar
    $3500
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    $3800
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  • A Budget Planner
    Set a dmn budget and get your sht together with the financial planner that takes no excuses! WTF even is a budget and how do you actually stick to one? Pay Your Fcking Bills is the ultimate, undated budget planner to help you tackle your spending and live rich. This easy-to-use, 52-week expense tracker is complete with tips and tricks...
    Calendar
    $4800
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    Ships in 2-3 weeks
  • Big F*cking Dreams
    An irreverent manifestation journal to teach readers how to dream bigger than they ever f*cking believed. A manifestation journal for actually going after your biggest f*cking future. When was the last time you had a big f*cking dream? Seriously. When was the last time you had an off-the-wall, pie-in-the-sky, reach for the stars kind of dream? Can you picture it...
    Hardback
    $3600
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    $4000
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  • Shit to Remember
    Don't forget a f*cking thing! Never forget a f*cking password again with this password keeper and internet address book! Shit to Remember is the absolute BEST password book to keep your internet passwords both organised and secure. With tips for formulating passwords and space to organise all of your accounts, this is the perfect fcking package to ensure you always...
    Paperback
    $2100
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  • A F*cking 2027 Boxed Calendar
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    A F*cking 2027 Boxed Calendar
    What better way to help you get real, blow off some steam, and laugh through the year than with a super-swear-y calendar? A Fcking 2027 Boxed Calendar is your go-to to laugh off life's bullsht with a daily dose of swearing! Keep it real, blow off some steam, and give zero fcks all year with a 2027 daily swearing calendar!...
    Calendar
    $3200
    Pre-order
    Out 4 Aug 2026
  • 2027 She Believed She Could So She F*cking Did Planner
    Keep planning and f*cking persisting! Design a life you love and get your sht together with this fcking planner! Take charge of your life and become the organised bitch you've always dreamed of being with this 2027 She Believed She Could So She Fcking Did Planner! Packed with hilarious motivation, badass affirmations, and tons of sarcastic stickers, this purse-size engagement...
    Calendar
    $3600
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  • A F*cking 2027 Wall Calendar
    This calendar has months. It has days. And it has the occasional bullsh*t holiday. What more do you need to know? Time to get your sht together. It's a fcking 2027 wall calendar! Packed with hilarious profanity and lots of swearing stickers, this sarcastic and humorous adult wall calendar says it like it is while keeping you organized. Funny, practical,...
    Calendar
    $3200
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    Ships in 4-6 weeks
  • I Came. I Saw. I F*cking Conquered. Undated Planner
    Seize the day like a badass, tackle your goals, and get sh*t done! Wake up, kick ass, and conquer your year with this f*cking undated planner! Veni, vidi, vici. Get your sht together with a sarcastic and humorous swear planner that says it like it is while keeping you organised. Packed all year with motivational profanity and lots of funny...
    Calendar
    $5300
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    Ships in 2-3 weeks
  • Carpe F*cking Diem Journal
    Packed with profanity and the IDGAF spirit, this is the perfect journal to say it like it is and get back to what matters. Finally, ditch the anxiety, shake off the stress, and take a moment each day to focus on the number one f*cking person in your life—you! With weekly pages, monthly goal-setting, and hilarious swears, Carpe Fcking Diem...
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