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The Eight Reindeer of the Apocalypse

A J. W. Wells Novel
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In The Eight Reindeer of the Apocalypse by Tom Holt, the story takes readers on a whimsical journey where everyday life is suddenly upended by fantastical events. The protagonist inadvertently stumbles into a world filled with mythical creatures and unexpected adventures. With Tom Holt's signature humour, the narrative blends the mundane with the extraordinary, exploring what happens when magical chaos intertwines with reality.
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A new J. W. Wells & Co. novel from Tom Holt. For fans of The Portable Door.

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Welcome to Dawson, Ahriman & Dawson!

The team of commercial sorcerers at Dawson, Ahriman & Dawson can help with any metaphysical engineering project, large or small. (Though by definition, they all tend to be pretty large.)

They can also create massive great puddles of chaos that might one day swallow up the entire universe.

Take, for example, the decision to recruit a certain bearded fellow whose previous work experience mainly involves reindeer and jingle bells. It might have seemed like a good idea at the time, but is he really the best person to save the world from Tiamat the Destroyer?

Find out today in Tom Holt's brilliantly funny new novel set in the world of The Portable Door (now a delightful movie starring Patrick Gibson, Sophie Wilde, and Christoph Waltz).

*By reading beyond this point you agree to comply with certain terms and conditions that are mostly reasonable, but confidential. Dawson, Ahriman & Dawson management reserves the right to terminate any employees or clients, human or otherwise.

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9780356520964

Publisher: Little, Brown Book Group

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 12 October 2023

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Orbit

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 24.0mm

Width: 126.0mm

Height: 196.0mm

Weight: 231g

Pages: 336

About the Author

K. J. Parker is a pseudonym for Tom Holt. He was born in London in 1961. At Oxford he studied bar billiards, ancient Greek agriculture and the care and feeding of small, temperamental Japanese motorcycle engines. These interests led him, perhaps inevitably, to qualify as a solicitor and emigrate to Somerset, where he specialised in death and taxes for seven years before going straight in 1995. He lives in Chard, Somerset, with his wife and daughter.

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