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Malcolm & Juliet

By Bernard Beckett
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Malcolm & Juliet by Bernard Beckett is a hilarious and crazy YA novel where Malcolm decides to make a documentary about sex. As a result, a series of humourous and unexpected events unfold. This book captures the essence of a modern TV sit-com. Filled with moments... Read More
Format: Paperback / softback
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Malcolm is sixteen. With the mind of a scientist, the body of a teenager, and an ambition to reconcile the two, he embarks upon his latest research project - sex. Join Malcolm in his journey, as he meets the cast of characters who will take him a little closer to the centre of life's mystery. Ages 13+.

The sixth novel by the award-winning author of Genesis

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Malcolm & Juliet by Bernard Beckett is a hilarious and crazy YA novel where Malcolm decides to make a documentary about sex. As a result, a series of humourous and unexpected events unfold.

This book captures the essence of a modern TV sit-com. Filled with moments of farce and slapstick, a group of quirky teenagers find themselves in extraordinary situations and their responses are both strange and hilarious. With its sharp wit, the novel is full of smart one-liners, stretched situations, and idiosyncratic characters.

Malcolm & Juliet, the sixth novel by the award-winning author of Genesis, has a 'sexy' theme with minimal description, embodying the style of television. The novel not only addresses teenagers' main preoccupations but also undercuts, subverts, and sends them up with a marvellous sting in the tail.

Hilarious and engaging, this novel is a must-read for anyone looking for a sharp and witty tale of teenage antics.

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781877135941

Publisher: Random House New Zealand Ltd

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 02 July 2004

Country: New Zealand

Imprint: Longacre Press

Audience: Children

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 13.0mm

Width: 127.0mm

Height: 197.0mm

Weight: 140g

Pages: 144

Collections

Bernard Beckett Children's Fiction Children’s, Teenage and Educational Fiction New Zealand and Australia Published New Zealand Published Penguin Books Young Adult

About the Author

BERNARD BECKETT is one of our most popular writers for young adults. He's recently been awarded a NZ Science, Mathematics and Technology Teacher Fellowship for 2005 where he'll be exploring DNA mutations.

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