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Series: Patch Simmons
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"The funniest person on the internet has written the book everyone needs" - Jameela Jamil on The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King Readers loved Patch in his first rom-comedy of errors! 'Absolutely love this book' - 5 star review 'Harry is a genius. I want...
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"The funniest person on the internet has written the book everyone needs" - Jameela Jamil on The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King
Readers loved Patch in his first rom-comedy of errors!
'Absolutely love this book' - 5 star review
'Harry is a genius. I want to be in Patch's mind all day, every day.' - 5 star review
'Extremely funny YA' - 5 star review
'Funny and sweet and so real. I cannot recommend this book enough! If you want to swoon and laugh, read it!' - 5 star review
Get ready for more romantic tragedies! Patch basically has a boyfriend now, but get ready for him to embark on an even bigger challenge in I Can't Believe I Don't Have a Boyfriend . . . keeping him.
Here's the situation. I recently fell for a charismatic American called Peter, only to realise that his best friend Sam (emotionally intelligent, thoughtful) was the one I actually wanted. In a thrilling twist of fate, I found out that they both fancy me! Although they haven't told each other about their feelings for me (exhausting). You couldn't make it up! And I really promise I haven't.
So, to surmise, I have specifically three concerns going into the new year:
- Am I in a relationship with Sam?
- Have Sam and Peter had a conversation about me?
- Is it possible to wear too much moisturiser?
Series: Patch Simmons
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"The funniest person on the internet has written the book everyone needs" - Jameela Jamil on The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King Readers loved Patch in his first rom-comedy of errors! 'Absolutely love this book' - 5 star review 'Harry is a genius. I want to be in Patch's mind all day, every day.' - 5 star review 'Extremely...Paperback$2500Unit price /UnavailableOut 20 Oct 2026Pre-order
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ISBN: 9781035049233
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Format: Paperback / softback
Date Published: 02 July 2026
Country: United Kingdom
Imprint: First Ink
Audience: Teenage
DIMENSIONS
Spine width: 23.0mm
Width: 133.0mm
Height: 209.0mm
Weight: 246g
Pages: 368
About the Author
Harry Trevaldwyn is an actor, comedian and writer who has been listed as a Screen International Star of Tomorrow. Initially rising to fame through writing and starring in his own online skits, Harry has since been nominated for Best Debut Writer at the New Voice Awards. His acting credits include Ten Percent, The Outlaws, How To Train Your Dragon, My Lady Jane and The Acolyte and he has multiple writing projects in development with leading production companies. He has worked with the Soho Theatre, Bristol Old Vic and the Bloomsbury Theatre. The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King is his first novel.
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