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Disappointing Affirmations Pencils
Series: Disappointing Affirmations
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Cross out toxic positivity with these high-quality graphite pencils for a low-quality, disappointing world from the creator of the wildly popular @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account. The Disappointing Affirmations pencil set includes ten eraser-topped graphite pencils. As stylish as they are functional, these standard HB / No. 2...
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Format: Paints, crayons, pencils
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Cross out toxic positivity with these high-quality graphite pencils for a low-quality, disappointing world from the creator of the wildly popular @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account.
The Disappointing Affirmations pencil set includes ten eraser-topped graphite pencils. As stylish as they are functional, these standard HB / No. 2 pencils make excellent desk accessories. Featuring realistic and subversively funny affirmations engraved on beautiful scenes from nature, they're the opposite of terrible for writing stuff down or whatever.
Features:
- COUNTER TOXIC POSITIVITY, INSPIRE CREATIVITY: Engraved with affirmations and occasional profanity upon colourful natural settings, these funny pencils counter positivity culture as you jot down notes, stories, doodles, lists, and more.
- ADDS A TOUCH OF HUMOUR: These wooden pencils are a great way to add a touch of humor and irreverence to everyday writings.
- MAKES AN EXCELLENT GIFT: This bold yet elegant set of ten pencils makes an excellent gift for any avid writer or doodler, and anyone who isn't relentlessly cheerful and doesnβt feel seen.
- FROM THE POPULAR INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT: Fans of the wildly popular Instagram account @disappointingaffirmations will love these officially licensed pencils, which translate theΒ pointed ironic humour of the account into high-quality, affirmational writing utensils.
- THEREβS MORE: See also theΒ Disappointing Affirmations book and Disappointing Affirmations: 30 Postcards set. You wonβt be disappointed.
Perfect for:
- Anyone looking to counter the culture of toxic positivity in a humorous way
- Fans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account
- Anyone who isn't always cheerful and doesn't feel seen
- Students and test takers who could use some comic relief
- Cool gift for writers and artists
Series: Disappointing Affirmations
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National bestselling author Dave Tarnowski, the visionary behind the 2.4-million+ follower @DisappointingAffirmations Instagram account, is back with a fresh and funny brace of realistic affirmations that recognise that failure is always an option across the many splendours of our lives. Life: Itβs often disappointing! Whether itβs everyday experiences with family, friends, work, love, or the general hell of other people,...Hardback$3499Unit price /UnavailableAvailableShips in 1 week -
Disappointing Affirmations Pencils
Cross out toxic positivity with these high-quality graphite pencils for a low-quality, disappointing world from the creator of the wildly popular @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account. The Disappointing Affirmations pencil set includes ten eraser-topped graphite pencils. As stylish as they are functional, these standard HB / No. 2 pencils make excellent desk accessories. Featuring realistic and subversively funny affirmations engraved on beautiful...Paints, crayons, pencilsSold Out
Book Details
INFORMATION
ISBN: 9781797230061
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Color pattern: Blue
Lead grade: HB
Format: Paints, crayons, pencils
Date Published: 18 July 2024
Country: United States
Imprint: Chronicle Books
Audience: General / adult
DIMENSIONS
Spine width: 22.0mm
Width: 198.0mm
Height: 85.0mm
Weight: 54g
Pages: 10
About the Author
Dave Tarnowski is the author of about a dozen unfinished novels who turned to memes when he finally gave up on his dreams of being a writer of anything longer than a few sentences. Possibly, these pencils could have helped. He lives in New York City with his neuroses. Follow him on Instagram at @disappointingaffirmations.
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Disappointing Affirmations Sticker Book
Apply these hilariously realistic affirmations wherever youβor anyone elseβmay need an antidote to toxic positivity. From the author of the nationally bestselling Disappointing Affirmations book and wildly popular Instagram account, the Disappointing Affirmations Sticker Book features more than 100 stickers in a range of sizes, sayings, and designs to stick anywhere. With axioms that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusionedβor all...Stickers$2999Unit price /UnavailableAvailableShips in 1 week -
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