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2025 Carpe F*cking Diem Planner
August 2024-December 2025
Series: Calendars & Gifts to Swear By
Brief Description
This planner has months. It has days. And it has the occasional bullsht holiday. What more do you need to know? It's a fcking 2025 planner! Seize the fcking day and get your sht together with this hilarious planner! Packed with profanity and lots of swearing...
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Format: Calendar
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Description
This planner has months. It has days. And it has the occasional bullsht holiday. What more do you need to know? It's a fcking 2025 planner!
Seize the fcking day and get your sht together with this hilarious planner!
Packed with profanity and lots of swearing stickers for adults, this sarcastic and humorous carpe diem swear planner says it like it is while keeping you organised. Bursting with humorous inspiration and bold internals, this 2025 engagement calendar will help you laugh off the stress, get sh*t done, and (maybe) swearing will help! The perfect gifted organiser for any men or women in your life or to keep for yourself!
2025 Carpe F*cking Diem Planner features:
- 17-month weekly planner (August 2024 - December 2025)
- Four planner sticker sheets with over 325 funny and motivational swear word journal stickers for adults
- 6" x 8" planner with durable hardcover and double spiral wire-o binding for easy, lay-flat writing
- Elastic band closure
- Environmentally responsible, FSC certified and smudge-free paper
- Year at a glance
- Monthly and weekly spreads with ample writing space and "sh*t to remember" lists
- Notes pages
- Monthly goals pages
- Holidays and observances
Book Details
INFORMATION
ISBN: 9781728293738
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc
Format: Calendar
Date Published: 01 August 2024
Country: United States
Imprint: Sourcebooks Plus
Audience: General / adult
DIMENSIONS
Spine width: 28.0mm
Width: 178.0mm
Height: 220.0mm
Weight: 536g
Pages: 224
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