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A F*cking 2027 Wall Calendar

Get Your Sh*t Together This Year - Includes Stickers!
By Sourcebooks
Series: Calendars & Gifts to Swear By
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This calendar has months. It has days. And it has the occasional bullsh*t holiday. What more do you need to know? Time to get your sht together. It's a fcking 2027 wall calendar! Packed with hilarious profanity and lots of swearing stickers, this sarcastic and humorous... Read More
Format: Calendar
$4800

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This calendar has months. It has days. And it has the occasional bullsh*t holiday. What more do you need to know?

Time to get your sht together. It's a fcking 2027 wall calendar!

Packed with hilarious profanity and lots of swearing stickers, this sarcastic and humorous adult wall calendar says it like it is while keeping you organized. Funny, practical, and relatable, this swearing calendar will help you let it out, cut the crap, and (maybe) swearing will help! The perfect hanging wall calendar for your kitchen or home office, and an incredible white elephant gift or gag gift for adults!

Features:

  • 12-month wall calendar (January-December 2027) with vibrant, full-color designs
  • Environmentally responsible, FSC certified and smudge-free paper
  • 12" x 12" trim size with sturdy hole for easy hanging
  • Over 200 hilarious and practical stickers for adults
  • Ample writing space each day to stay organized and jot down important reminders, tasks, and appointments
  • Plus funny, motivational reminders and plenty of space to write your own to-do lists each month
  • Holidays and observances
  • 2028 calendar year at a glance

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781464262128

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc

Format: Calendar

Date Published: 01 June 2026

Country: United States

Imprint: Sourcebooks Plus

Audience: General / adult, Tertiary education, Professional and scholarly

DIMENSIONS

Width: 305.0mm

Height: 305.0mm

Weight: 250g

Pages: 24

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2026 Calendars Business & Entrepreneurship Business Leadership & Management Happiness & Mental Health Humour Mindset & Self Help Motivation & Inspiration New Year, New You Personal Development Philosophy & Psychology Productivity & Time Management Self-Help & Personal Development Series: Calendars & Gifts to Swear By Sourcebooks Uncategorised

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