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Carpe F*cking Diem Journal
Seize the F*cking Day
Series: Calendars & Gifts to Swear By
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Packed with profanity and the IDGAF spirit, this is the perfect journal to say it like it is and get back to what matters. Finally, ditch the anxiety, shake off the stress, and take a moment each day to focus on the number one f*cking person in your life—you!
With weekly pages, monthly goal-setting, and hilarious swears, Carpe Fcking Diem Journal encourages you to embrace the c'est la fcking vie attitude and focus on your happiness. Maybe the swearing will help!
A journal to stop the bullsht and seize the fcking day—the perfect undated journal for every thought, list, note, or entry!
Based on the bestselling Carpe F*cking Diem Planner, this is the perfect undated journal to replace your tired old notebook and up your stationery game.
With journal pages, space for list-making, and laugh-out-loud swears, this journal encourages you to embrace the c'est la f*cking vie attitude and focus on your happiness.
Hilarious and with a self-care attitude that tells you to take a damn nap and eat that f*cking ice cream, this is the perfect gift for the sweary person in your life and the ideal journal to carry with you all damn day.
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INFORMATION
ISBN: 9781728221175
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc
Format: Paperback / softback
Date Published: 01 August 2020
Country: United States
Imprint: Sourcebooks, Inc
Audience: General / adult
DIMENSIONS
Width: 152.0mm
Height: 213.0mm
Weight: 250g
Pages: 208
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