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The Fartionary

By Andy Jones
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The Fartionary by Andy Jones is a delightful children's book offering a humorous and creative exploration of different noises and situations associated with bodily functions. Using funny illustrations and descriptions, the book provides a light-hearted way to discover the various types and names of farts, making it both entertaining and educational for young readers.
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Full of hilarious jokes, trivia, facts and cartoons, The Fartionary is guaranteed to be a hit with kids everywhere! Now with a new cover.

Why do farts smell? Which foods make the best bottom burps? What happens if you let one rip in space? All these stinking questions and more will be answered in The Fartionary!

Andy Jones explodes the farty facts! Find out:

  • the do's and don'ts of the babbling bottom
  • why the family that farts together stays together
  • what to do when Pop goes POP!

Plus, discover your farting personality type, learn how to talk your way out of a stinky situation and impress your friends with the funniest fart jokes. The coolest collection of all things farty!

The Fartionary made me laugh so hard I farted!' Professor Fartypants

'Hey, Professor Fartypants, pull my finger!' Doctor Stinksalot

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9780733343469

Publisher: ABC Books

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 29 November 2023

Country: Australia

Imprint: ABC Books

Audience: Children

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 22.0mm

Width: 131.0mm

Height: 199.0mm

Weight: 243g

Pages: 272

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Andy Jones Children's Books Children’s, Teenage and Educational

About the Author

Andy Jones is a bestselling children's author, entertainer, musician, songwriter and comedian. He performs up to 300 shows a year in schools, clubs, libraries and festivals all over Australia. Andy's 'What's the Joke' and 'Rap and Rhyme' shows are a high-energy mix of music, dance, rap, rhyme and audience participation. He has released six titles with HarperCollins including the bestselling Hot Jokes for Kool Kids and The Fartionary, and six CDs of music for ABC Kids.

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