Andy Jones

Full of hilarious jokes, trivia, facts, and cartoons, The Fartionary is guaranteed to be a hit with kids everywhere! Now in B-format. Do girls fart more than boys? Which foods make the best bottom burps? What happens if you let one rip in space? All these stinking questions and more will be answered in ... The Fartionary! Andy Jones explodes...

Full of hilarious jokes, trivia, facts and cartoons, The Fartionary is guaranteed to be a hit with kids everywhere! Now with a new cover. Why do farts smell? Which foods make the best bottom burps? What happens if you let one rip in space? All these stinking questions and more will be answered in The Fartionary! Andy Jones explodes the...

A funny and accessible guide to creative writing, packed with practical advice, exciting story prompts and a cast of creative monsters. Winner of the Lollies 2023 Book Awards for Non Fiction!In the pages of Unleash Your Creative Monster, budding writers will sink their teeth into story basics, essential writing tools and the hidden secrets of the wordsmith. Featuring top tips...

A heartwarming, tenderly witty debut about belief – in friendship, in yourself and, maybe, in just a little magic. “I don’t know exactly how wishes work. But I knew a man that did.” Phyll is having a difficult summer. Her family has moved to the seaside, but it’s a long way from perfect. Her mum is sick, she has an...

Q. Why did the maths teacher cry? A. There were too many problems to solve. Q. What’s the only word that is spelt wrong in the dictionary? A. Wrong. Q. What is a teacher’s perfect day at school? A. A student-free day. Over 600 jokes! This book is guaranteed to get your schoolyard comic groove on and spread the funny!...

With even more hilarious jokes, trivia, facts and cartoons, The Fartionary 2: The Follow Through is guaranteed to be a hit with kids everywhere! A book with more POP, BANG and CRACKLE than a 100-year-old vintage car fuelled on baked beans! Who farts? The why, when and how of farting... Farting by age, location and climate... The Whoopee Cushion... why?...

The hilarious and unforgettable story of Bob, accidental time traveller. It's down to Bob to save the world . . . all he needs is time! For Bob and his best friend Malcolm, winning the school talent competition with their band The Tentacles of Time is really important. And that's before they realise the future of the world depends on...

A funny and accessible creative writing guide, packed with magical tips, tricks and story prompts to make your writing shine.Writing is an act of magic. Open the pages of this book and magically transform your writing skills with a series of fun facts, activities and essential skills for storytellers. The perfect gift for budding writers who want to sharpen their...

The unmissable follow-up to BOB VS THE SELFIE ZOMBIES, perfect for fans of David Solomons, David Baddiel and Greg James Chris Smith. AI is threatening to take over the world, and our last hope is a 12-year-old boy called Bob. Bob, an accidental time-traveller, should be doing his homework but instead he's bouncing in and out of the year 2049...

Jam-packed with over 800 jokes! You'll laugh at these face-squishing, knee-buckling, belly-aching gags! Massive Book of Jokes for Kids Only! provides endless fun with a range of hilarious questions and answers guaranteed to entertain. Q: Where do fish go on holidays? A: Finland. Q: What never sleeps for long and always needs changing? A: A baby. Q: Why don’t athletes...