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Massive Book of Jokes for Kids Only!
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Jam-packed with over 800 jokes! You'll laugh at these face-squishing, knee-buckling, belly-aching gags! Massive Book of Jokes for Kids Only! provides endless fun with a range of hilarious questions and answers guaranteed to entertain. Q: Where do fish go on holidays? A: Finland. Q: What never...
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Jam-packed with over 800 jokes! You'll laugh at these face-squishing, knee-buckling, belly-aching gags!
Massive Book of Jokes for Kids Only! provides endless fun with a range of hilarious questions and answers guaranteed to entertain.
Q: Where do fish go on holidays?
A: Finland.
Q: What never sleeps for long and always needs changing?
A: A baby.
Q: Why don’t athletes like kangaroos?
A: Because they always beat them at long jump.
Q: How do you make butter fly?
A: You throw toast out the window.
Q: What do elephants swim in?
A: Trunks.
Book Details
INFORMATION
ISBN: 9781760267025
Publisher: Scholastic Australia
Format: Paperback / softback
Date Published: 01 August 2024
Country: Australia
Imprint: Scholastic Australia
Contributors:
- Illustrated by Phil Judd
Audience: Children
DIMENSIONS
Spine width: 20.0mm
Width: 135.0mm
Height: 208.0mm
Weight: 300g
Pages: 240
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