120,000+ Books, Games & Puzzles in-stock ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ

๐ŸŒธ Our Spring Sale is here! Save on Books, Toys, & Puzzles! With overnight NZ-wide delivery ๐ŸŽ‰

The Longdrop

By Joan Joass
0.0 (0 reviews)
Brief Description
Here's a fantastic tale for kids about the classic Kiwi holiday that includes a caravan, a beach and the sometimes-smelly toilet shed out the back of the holiday section โ€“ the longdrop. The kids need to go, and the public loo is sooo far away from... Read More
Format: Paperback / softback
$1999
Elsewhere:
$2100
OVERNIGHT NZ-WIDE DELIVERY

Found a better price? Request a price match

- Hilarious tale about iconic NZ architectural backyard wonder - Irresistible misadventure of a well-meaning but not-so-smart dad - Bright illustrations by well-known artist, Bob Darroch

Book Hero Magic formatted this description to make it easier to read. While it's new and still learning, it may not be perfect - your feedback is welcome! Description

Here's a fantastic tale for kids about the classic Kiwi holiday that includes a caravan, a beach and the sometimes-smelly toilet shed out the back of the holiday section โ€“ the longdrop. The kids need to go, and the public loo is sooo far away from their caravan. So, Dad builds a longdrop!

When the paper builds to capacity, Dad thinks and thinks and solves his problem โ€“ with a match. He forgets fire and methane make for an explosive situation! Based on a true story (Joan's husband is 'Dad'), this fun rhyming story celebrates the hilarious situations that arise from the Kiwi 'she'll be right' approach to life.

Bob Darroch's jam-packed illustrations perfectly depict New Zealand holiday time.

The Longdrop is sure to be a hit with readers of all ages, bringing the delightful chaos and charm of a Kiwi summer to life.

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9780947506711

Publisher: Oratia Media

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 16 June 2020

Country: New Zealand

Imprint: Oratia Books

Illustration: color illustrations

Contributors:

  • Illustrated by Bob Darroch

Audience: Professional and scholarly

DIMENSIONS

Width: 216.0mm

Height: 241.0mm

Weight: 300g

Pages: 32

Collections

Best Sellers at Book Hero Children's Books Children's Picture Books Childrenโ€™s, Teenage and Educational In Stock Books In stock Children's Books In Stock Kid's Books Joan Joass New Zealand and Australia Published New Zealand Children's Books New Zealand Published

About the Author

Joan Joass is a retired primary school teacher with a science degree in geology and chemistry. This is her second picture book. Joan lives on Herald Island, West Auckland, New Zealand.

Bob Darroch has written and illustrated numerous childrenโ€™s books over a long career as an artist and cartoonist, including his bestselling Little Kiwi series. He lives in Temuka, South Canterbury, New Zealand.

Also by Joan Joass

View all
  • Captain Cat
    Captain Cat
    An adventurous tale of two mischievous cats that find themselves in a predicament - their love for fish leads to an unscheduled journey in their owners' dinghy. Will anyone notice them floating into the estuary? The owner of the boat might not be on to it, but the neighbourhood kids are! Spying Fluff and Scout floating about, one of them...
    By Joan Joass
    Paperback
    $1999
    Elsewhere:
    $2100
    Available
    Ships in 1 week
  • The Hudson, The Hunt & The Helicopter
    When Oliver goes to stay with his grandparents on Herald Island, he discovers what he thinks is an old shipwreck in the Upper Waitemata Harbour. When they do some online research, Oliver and his grandfather discover the shipwreck is actually an old World War II airplane, a Hudson. They try to have a closer look at the wreck in Gramps'...
    By Joan Joass
    Paperback
    $2000
    In Stock
    Ships tomorrow
  • We're Going on a Fossil Hunt
    Before Joan Joass started writing this book, she asked a group of children from the intermediate and senior classes at Waioneke School, โ€œWhat are ten things youโ€™d most like to know about fossils?โ€ We're Going on a Fossil Hunt includes simple answers to their most common questions. The information presented is based on the authorโ€™s background knowledge and experience gained...
    By Joan Joass
    Paperback
    $2500
    In Stock
    Ships tomorrow
  • Blue Metal
    Back in 2005, some volunteers began a trial to bring back the North Island robin to the Waitakere Ranges on Auckland city's west border. Here is their story of Blue Metal...
    By Joan Joass
    Paperback
    Sold Out

More from Children's Books

View all
  • New Release
    The Comeback Kid
    Charlie Boy might be just an ordinary kid, but he's about to get into some EXTRA-ordinary trouble... Get ready for this funny, fast-paced, friendship adventure with lots of kick. Meet Charlie Boy: skinny, small, looks like a strand of spaghetti. He and his best friend, Rocky the Lower Hutt Chief, are good at getting into trouble together. But when Charlie...
    By Airana Ngarewa
    Paperback
    $1799
    Elsewhere:
    $1999
    In Stock
    Ships tomorrow
  • New Release
    The Neverfear
    A world of richly-imagined wonder Cressida Cowell Itโ€™s the Midsummer Feast on the Islet of Glimt and on this magical moonlit evening, the word on everyoneโ€™s lips is bandits. Reports of masked men burning villages are spreading throughout the Archipelago, but worse is still to come: Christopher and Anya are ambushed and one of the people they love most is...
    By Katherine Rundell
    Paperback
    $1999
    Elsewhere:
    $2299
    In Stock
    Ships tomorrow
  • Matihe! Achoo! Matihe! Achoo!
    New Release
    Matihe! Achoo!
    What happens when a grumpy tupua has to sneeze? Matihe! Achoo! is a bilingual story about the tupua Mataoho and his connection to the volcanoes of Tฤmaki Makaurau, Auckland. It comes with an action song to engage young readers! He pลซrฤkau e pฤ ana ki a Mataoho me ngฤ puia o Takamaki Makaurau. He tupua pukukino a Mataoho e noho...
    By Qiane Matata-Sipu
    Paperback
    $1899
    Elsewhere:
    $2100
    In Stock
    Ships tomorrow
  • Pocket Observology
    New Release
    Pocket Observology
    Pocket Observology is a practical field guide designed for those who love to explore and understand the natural world around them. Slip this guide out of your pocket to identify, measure, compare, or find clues to the things you encounter every day in nature. This pocket guide is a useful tool and a fun reminder of how to engage with...
    By Giselle Clarkson
    Paperback
    $2399
    Elsewhere:
    $2799
    In Stock
    Ships tomorrow
  • Minecraft Annual 2027
    New Release
    Minecraft Annual 2027
    The official Minecraft Annual 2027, full of updates, builds, activities, and more! Discover all there is to know about the past year of Minecraft in this exciting annual. Stuffed to the brim with updates, activities, step-by-step builds, and tips and tricks for the game, this book is a must-have for any minecrafter. This yearโ€™s annual includes: Mob guides on happy...
    By Mojang AB
    Hardback
    $1999
    Elsewhere:
    $2499
    In Stock
    Ships tomorrow
  • New Release
    Giant Heart
    Meet Jonah Lomu, one of the greatest All Blacks of all time. His speed and strength on the rugby field made him famous around the world, and his fun and generous personality made him beloved, but all the while he faced a big battle with his health. โ€œ[David Hillโ€™s] stories are wonderful, full of action and are always teaching the...
    By David Hill
    Hardback
    $1999
    Elsewhere:
    $2500
    In Stock
    Ships tomorrow
  • Protector of Beyond 1
    New Release
    Lizzy's Pick Lizzy's Pick
    Protector of Beyond 1
    Experience fierce magical creatures, perilous trials, and a heroine to root for in this 1st instalment in a new blockbuster fantasy series. The moment you enter the Arbiter, your fate is sealed. If you spark, you fight! And 12-year-old Elder Triss produces a spark like no other. Transported to the mysterious Beyond, Elder has no choice but to train for...
    By Shara Curlett
    Paperback
    $2199
    Elsewhere:
    $2400
    In Stock
    Ships tomorrow
  • New Release
    Animalia 40th Anniversary Edition
    A beautiful, foiled collector's edition to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Graeme Base's classic and bestselling Australian picture book, Animalia. Embark on a fantastical alphabetic adventure where each turn of the page unveils a rich tapestry of intricate illustrations tied to a unique letter of the alphabet. More than 5 million copies sold worldwide Children's Book Council of Australia (CBCA)...
    By Graeme Base
    Hardback
    $2999
    Elsewhere:
    $3500
    In Stock
    Ships tomorrow
  • The Little Kiwi Builder
    New Release
    The Little Kiwi Builder
    Oh no, the little kiwi builder's house is falling down! His screws have all come loose - what can he do? When the brickie, the plumber, the roofer, the sparky and the painter all come to help, it's looking good! Until, that night ... uh-oh! Perfect for: Anyone who likes fun and silly rhyming stories Reading aloud with little ones...
    By Tim Saunders
    Paperback
    $1899
    Elsewhere:
    $2199
    In Stock
    Ships tomorrow
  • You Choose Party Time You Choose Party Time
    New Release
    You Choose Party Time
    It's time to celebrate - Party Time is a brand new You Choose adventure! It's Party Time and you choose what happens! What kind of party will it be? Who will you invite? Which cake would you like to eat? Will you dance to a steel pan band or bagpipes? The possibilities are endless in this magical storytelling toolkit which...
    By Pippa Goodhart
    Hardback
    $2599
    Elsewhere:
    $3400
    In Stock
    Ships tomorrow
  • New Release
    When Nature Calls (Duck #2)
    New in 2026, the latest story from Duck, the quirky new children's series by million-copy bestselling author Matt Stanton. Do you ever wonder what animals think about humans? Do they feel they could do a better job running things? Would they ever try and take over? Duck, Mouse and Dog are alarmed that the adults in Redhill are being brainwashed...
    By Matt Stanton
    Paperback
    $1700
    Elsewhere:
    $1999
    In Stock
    Ships tomorrow
  • New Release
    Wild Summer
    A gorgeously whimsical interactive picture book that inspires kids to get outside and engage with nature. With simple, evocative wording and stunning watercolour illustrations, this book celebrates summer days, running through grass and singing with birds. Wild Summer is a joyous read that draws kids in and sends them out with a wanderlust for nature, encouraging mindfulness, gratitude and acceptance....
    By Vasanti Unka
    Hardback
    $2699
    Elsewhere:
    $2999
    In Stock
    Ships tomorrow

Why buy from us?

Book Hero is not a chain store or big box retailer. We're an independent 100% NZ-owned business on a mission to help more Kiwis rediscover a love of books and reading!

Service & Delivery

Service & Delivery

Our warehouse in Auckland holds over 100,000 books, toys, board games and puzzles in-stock so you're not waiting for your order to arrive from overseas.

Auckland Bookstore

Auckland Bookstore

We're primarily an online store, but for your convenience you can pick up your order for free from our bookstore, which is right next door to our warehouse in Hobsonville.

Our Gifting Service

Our Gifting Service

Books make wonderful thoughtful gifts and we're here to help with gift-wrapping and cards. We can even send your gift directly to your loved one.

Children's Books lists from the team

Explore our curated lists from our heroes to find your next read!

The Latest at Book Hero

View all