The Diary of a Secret Royal

The most scandalous Royal book of the year

In a rapidly changing world, the Royal Family owns swathes of the country, most of the seabed, and more money than anyone could ever spend. It is the role of the Chamberlain of the NDAs to keep things that way.

From transgressions to successions, travesties to majesties, follow eighteen months in the life of trusted toady Fenton Footlicker Esquire as he takes Queen Elizabeth to rehab, foils a breakout from the Balmoral Labour Camp, and runs a counter-espionage unit of royal lookalikes – the Crown Duals.

Fenton knows better than anyone that without the monarchy, UK tourism would instantly collapse. This is why he calls himself the Royal Flush: because he always cleans up the messes his charges leave behind.

The Diary of a Secret Royal by Henry Morris provides a humorous and incisive look at the behind-the-scenes workings of the monarchy, making it an essential read for those intrigued by the inner sanctum of royal life.