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Pooems
A Book of Pooey Poetry
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Everyone has to go to the loo. POOEMS are poems that go there too! A hilariously pongy illustrated poetry collection from the author of the bestselling and award-winning Oi Frog! When gorillas are full of bananas They don't just go to the loo. They swing from...
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A hilariously pongy illustrated poetry collection from superstar pairing Kes Gray and David Tazzyman.
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Description
Everyone has to go to the loo. POOEMS are poems that go there too!
A hilariously pongy illustrated poetry collection from the author of the bestselling and award-winning Oi Frog!
When gorillas are full of bananas
They don't just go to the loo.
They swing from their nest,
They beat on their chest,
And they go for a POO-OOO-OOOOOO!!!
But what colour are mermaid poos? How many bottoms do aliens have? Do poos float in space? And what does a ghost say when it's sitting on your toilet?
Find out in this rollicking rhyming show-plopper of a picture book, packed full of potty-humour poems and revoltingly funny pictures from award-winning creators Kes Gray (Oi Frog!) and David Tazzyman (You Can't Take an Elephant on the Bus). Perfect for reading aloud and guaranteed to get children giggling!
Book Details
INFORMATION
ISBN: 9781444977189
Publisher: Hachette Children's Group
Format: Paperback / softback
Date Published: 29 January 2026
Country: United Kingdom
Imprint: Hodder Children's Books
Contributors:
- Illustrated by David Tazzyman
Audience: Children
DIMENSIONS
Spine width: 6.0mm
Width: 244.0mm
Height: 242.0mm
Weight: 180g
Pages: 32
About the Author
Kes Gray (Author)
Kes Gray is the bestselling author of the OI FROG AND FRIENDS series of books that has sold over 1.5 million copies and has been adapted into a theatre show. He is a multi-award-winning author with over 70 books published. He eats Ideaflakes for breakfast, spreads silliness on his toast and loves to write books that will make children laugh out loud. He has won the Sainsbury's Children's Book Award and the Laugh Out Loud Book Award and has been shortlisted for the British Book Awards. Kes is based in Essex.David Tazzyman (Illustrator) David Tazzyman is an award-wining illustrator from Leicestershire, England, UK, who wanted to be an artist since the age of five. David graduated from Manchester Metropolitan University in 1993 and worked as a commercial illustrator before falling into children's publishing in 2006, illustrating Andy Stanton's Mr Gum series, which won the first Roald Dahl Funny Prize in 2008. David now mainly illustrates children's picture and fiction books and lives in Leicestershire with his partner and 3 children. He likes football, cricket, golf and biscuits.Also by Kes Gray
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