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Painting Portraits of Everyone I've Ever Dated
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A SYDNEY MORNING HERALD BEST YOUNG NOVELIST A wry, tender and funny debut novel about art and love – and how the act of seeing lies at the heart of both. All Ellie Robertson has wanted to be since childhood is a painter: after all, that’s...
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A SYDNEY MORNING HERALD BEST YOUNG NOVELIST
A wry, tender and funny debut novel about art and love – and how the act of seeing lies at the heart of both.
All Ellie Robertson has wanted to be since childhood is a painter: after all, that’s the easiest way to speak without actually having to say anything. But now she’s turning thirty, has had a major career win, and is only just realising that she might have let some minor things slide. Like, for instance, working out how to love another human being.
So Ellie decides to do what any normal person would do: paint a portrait of each of her exes, from the childhood crush to the woman she may or may not still be madly in love with. The only problem is that she now needs to get in touch with everyone she’s dated, and not everyone is exactly happy to talk to her.
Hilarious and bittersweet, Painting Portraits of Everyone I’ve Ever Dated is a story of a young woman who decides to finally try and see other people – even if she runs the risk of (god forbid) finally seeing herself.
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INFORMATION
ISBN: 9780648619185
Publisher: Pantera Press
Format: Paperback / softback
Date Published: 29 April 2025
Country: Australia
Imprint: Pantera Press
Edition: First Edition, Paperback
Illustration: Text only
Audience: General / adult
DIMENSIONS
Width: 153.0mm
Height: 234.0mm
Weight: 370g
Pages: 320
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About the Author
Joseph Earp is a writer, painter and poet. Earp has been shortlisted for the Peter Carey Short Story Award twice, and his journalism, fiction and non-fiction has published in the Sydney Morning Herald, Junkee, the Guardian, Vice, LitHub, Sydney Review of Books and more.
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