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Hilarious Dance, Cheer, and Gymnastics Jokes and Puns

By Jake Maddox
Series: Jake Maddox Sports Jokes
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What do you call a dancing sheep? A baaa-llerina! What do you call a duck gymnast? A quack-robat! If you love dance, gymnastics, or cheerleading—and a good laugh—then this is the book for you! Hundreds of hilarious dance jokes, funny gymnastics riddles, and goofy cheerleading puns... Read More
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"What do you call a dancing sheep? A baaa- llerina! What do you call a duck gymnast? A quack -robat! If you love dance, gymnastics, or cheerleading-and a good laugh-then this is the book for you! Hundreds of hilarious dance jokes, funny gymnastics riddles, and goofy cheerleading puns are sure to keep readers and their friends laughing from beginning to end"--

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What do you call a dancing sheep? A baaa-llerina!

What do you call a duck gymnast? A quack-robat!

If you love dance, gymnastics, or cheerleading—and a good laugh—then this is the book for you! Hundreds of hilarious dance jokes, funny gymnastics riddles, and goofy cheerleading puns are sure to keep readers and their friends laughing from beginning to end.

Hilarious Dance, Cheer, and Gymnastics Jokes and Puns by Jake Maddox delivers pages filled with laughs perfect for fans of movement and comedy alike.

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Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781669075042

Publisher: Capstone Press

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 01 August 2024

Country: United States

Imprint: Capstone Press

Audience: Children

DIMENSIONS

Weight: 350g

Pages: 72

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About the Author

Who is Jake Maddox? Athlete, author, world-traveler - or all three? He has surfed in Hawaii, scuba-dived in Australia, and climbed the mountains of Peru and Alaska. His books range from the most popular team sports to outdoor activities to survival adventures and even to auto racing. His exploits have inspired numerous writers to walk in his footsteps - literally! Each of his stories is stamped with teamwork, fair play, and a strong sense of self-worth and discipline. Always a team-player, Maddox realizes it takes more than one man (or woman) to create a book good enough for a young reader. He hopes the lessons learned on the court, field, or arena and the champion sprinter pace of his books can motivate kids to become better athletes and lifelong readers.

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