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F**k, Now There Are Two of You

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Fk, Now There Are Two of You by Adam Mansbach humorously navigates the ups and downs of welcoming a second child into the family. With wit and relatable anecdotes, it captures the whirlwind of emotions and challenges faced by parents adjusting to life with another little one. This comedic take on parenthood provides a playful and honest look at expanding your brood.
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You might enjoy this book if you appreciate honest and humorous takes on parenting. It's perfect for those who have experienced the chaos and joy that comes with having young children and can relate to the madness of managing more than one little one at a time. This witty read blends empathy with laugh-out-loud moments, making it a quirky gift for sleep-deprived parents.

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Another wickedly funny bedtime story for grown-ups from the bestselling author of Go The F**k to Sleep.

Another wickedly funny bedtime story for grown-ups from the bestselling author of Go The F**k to Sleep.

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Another wickedly funny bedtime story for grown-ups from the bestselling author of Go the Fk to Sleep.

Adam Mansbach famously gave voice to two of parenting's primal struggles in Go the Fk to Sleep and You Have to Fking Eat—the unrivalled pair of New York Times bestsellers that ushered in a new era of radical honesty in humour books for parents. But what could possibly be left?

Parents—new, old, expectant—of multiple children already knew the answer, and Adam discovered it for himself by having two more kids, less than two years apart. Fk, Now There Are Two of You is a loving monologue about the new addition to the family, addressed to a big sibling and infused with Adam's trademark profane truth-telling.

Gorgeously illustrated and full of unspoken sentiments channelled directly from the brains of parents worldwide, Fk, Now There Are Two of You articulates all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, maths-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one.

As you probably know by now, you shouldn't read it to a child.

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Fk, Now There Are Two of You by Adam Mansbach has been praised for its trademark humour and profanity, tackling the realities of expanding a family with wit. Reviews highlight its funny and relatable nature, capturing the exasperation experienced in parenting.

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INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781922268341

Publisher: Text Publishing

Format: Hardback

Date Published: 01 October 2019

Country: Australia

Imprint: The Text Publishing Company

Contributors:

  • Illustrated by Owen Brozman

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 11.0mm

Width: 164.0mm

Height: 215.0mm

Weight: 234g

Pages: 32

About the Author

Adam Mansbach's novels include The End of the Jews (winner of the California Book Award), Angry Black White Boy, Rage is Back and The Dead Run. His fiction and essays have appeared in the New York Times Book Review, the Believer, Granta, the Los Angeles Times and many other publications. Mansbach's 2011 picture book Go the F**k to Sleep was an international bestseller and one of the most talked-about books of the decade. A viral sensation, it has been published in forty languages.

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