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Do Not Open This Book

By Andy Lee
Series: Do Not Open This Book
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Oh! You opened the book. I assume that was an accident? No problem, accidents happen. I'm not even angry.Just please don't turn the page! Monster will do ANYTHING for you to not open this book, but what will happen if you do? Young readers will love... Read More
Format: Paperback
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Oh! You opened the book. I assume that was an accident? No problem, accidents happen. I'm not even angry.

Just please don't turn the page! Monster will do ANYTHING for you to not open this book, but what will happen if you do? Young readers will love doing everything they are asked not to, and turning the pages to discover Monster's hilarious secret at the end of this hilarious picture book!Do Not Open This Book is the bestselling book from Australian radio DJ and comedian Andy Lee.

Series: Do Not Open This Book

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  • Do Not Open This Book or Else
    Do Not Open This Book or Else
    We all know size doesn't matter, that is until you get shrunk to the size of an ant... or even smaller. Kids will delight in another adventure with Wizz, navigating the world as he gets smaller and smaller, every time you turn the page! Wizz is back again - and what disaster is he trying to avoid this time? He's...
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    $4500
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  • Pretty Please Do Not Open This Book
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    Wizz and Nessie have a dance performance to do, only one of them isn't feeling quite so confident... Can you help Wizz face his fears? (Just ignore him when he tells you not to turn the page!) Kids love reading about Wizz's adventures, the world over! Andy Lee and Heath McKenzie are back with their highly anticipated ninth book, Pretty...
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    $4500
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    Ships in 2-3 weeks
  • Do Not Open This Book for Eternity
    Do Not Open This Book for Eternity
    Take a hilarious trip through time with a reluctant tour guide - your pal Wizz. He's back for another adventure, and this time, you'll never know when he'll wind up when you turn the page! Wizz is back and travelling in a whole new way! This time there are new periods of history at every turn, as Wizz finds himself...
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  • Do Not Open This Book Again
    Do Not Open This Book
    Oh! You opened the book. I assume that was an accident? No problem, accidents happen. I'm not even angry.Just please don't turn the page! Monster will do ANYTHING for you to not open this book, but what will happen if you do? Young readers will love doing everything they are asked not to, and turning the pages to discover Monster's...
    By Andy Lee
    Paperback
    Sold Out
  • Seriously, Do Not Open This Book
    Seriously, Do Not Open This Book
    What do you do when you really like someone, and want to be their friend? Wizz is in a pickle, and seriously does not want you to turn the page... Kids around the world adore Andy Lee and Heath McKenzie's hilarious Do Not Open This Book series. Wizz is back! This cheeky blue character is willing to forgive you for...
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Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781787411555

Publisher: Gardners Books Ltd

Format: Paperback

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Weight: 0g

Pages: 28

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Andy Lee Children's Books Series: Do Not Open This Book

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  • Do Not Open This Book It's Out of This World
    A cheeky, educational space adventure that will have kids laughing and learning! Do Not Open This Book: It's Out of This World is the eleventh hilarious instalment in the best-selling Do Not Open This Book series. Wizz loses his grip on gravity and is sent on a wild, laugh-out-loud ride through space! Written by Andy Lee, celebrated Australian comedian, and...
    By Andy Lee
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    Ships in 2-3 weeks
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    Poor Wizz finds himself in some extremely smelly situations, which worsen at every turn of the page! In their milestone tenth book in the series, Andy Lee and Heath McKenzie's latest work really stinks! Poor Wizz finds himself in some extremely smelly situations, which worsen at every turn of the page. Prepare for laugh-out-loud and relatable moments as Wizz attempts...
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    Hardback
    $4500
    Available
    Ships in 2-3 weeks
  • Do Not Open This Book Ever
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    Who wants to grow up and get old? Not Wizz, that's for sure! Kids around the world love the antics of this cheeky blue guy, and Wizz likes them just fine too... unless they turn the page! Wizz is back, and he's up to his old tricks again. He does not want you to EVER read this book, and he'll...
    By Andy Lee
    Hardback
    $4500
    Available
    Ships in 2-3 weeks
  • Do Not Open This Book or Else
    Do Not Open This Book or Else
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    By Andy Lee
    Hardback
    $4500
    Available
    Ships in 2-3 weeks
  • Do Not Open This Book Again
    Do Not Open This Book Again
    Ever felt embarrassed or self-conscious? Well so does Wizz, especially when you turn the page...   Kids will laugh their way through this hilarious sequel to Do Not Open This Book, from beloved Aussie comedian Andy Lee.   DO NOT OPEN THIS BOOK... AGAIN! He's back! And, once again, this cheeky blue character does not want you to open this...
    By Andy Lee
    Hardback
    $4500
    Available
    Ships in 2-3 weeks
  • Pretty Please Do Not Open This Book
    Pretty Please Do Not Open This Book
    Wizz and Nessie have a dance performance to do, only one of them isn't feeling quite so confident... Can you help Wizz face his fears? (Just ignore him when he tells you not to turn the page!) Kids love reading about Wizz's adventures, the world over! Andy Lee and Heath McKenzie are back with their highly anticipated ninth book, Pretty...
    By Andy Lee
    Hardback
    $4500
    Available
    Ships in 2-3 weeks
  • Do Not Open This Book for Eternity
    Do Not Open This Book for Eternity
    Take a hilarious trip through time with a reluctant tour guide - your pal Wizz. He's back for another adventure, and this time, you'll never know when he'll wind up when you turn the page! Wizz is back and travelling in a whole new way! This time there are new periods of history at every turn, as Wizz finds himself...
    By Andy Lee
    Hardback
    $4500
    Available
    Ships in 2-3 weeks
  • Seriously, Do Not Open This Book
    Seriously, Do Not Open This Book
    What do you do when you really like someone, and want to be their friend? Wizz is in a pickle, and seriously does not want you to turn the page... Kids around the world adore Andy Lee and Heath McKenzie's hilarious Do Not Open This Book series. Wizz is back! This cheeky blue character is willing to forgive you for...
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