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Dirk Jones Is NOT the Chosen One by Gatlin Perrin introduces us to Dirk, who isn't the chosen one. Not even close. So how did they end up in the middle of a potential apocalypse? All Dirk wanted was to escape another argument with their parents...
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Dirk Jones Is NOT the Chosen One
Dirk isn’t the chosen one. Not even close. So how did they end up in the middle of a potential apocalypse?
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Dirk Jones Is NOT the Chosen One by Gatlin Perrin introduces us to Dirk, who isn't the chosen one. Not even close. So how did they end up in the middle of a potential apocalypse?
All Dirk wanted was to escape another argument with their parents and go for a nice quiet coffee. Instead, they've been kidnapped by agents, attacked by mal-realmers, and forced to wear a boiler suit that they're pretty sure someone died in.
When Dirk is taken to Base, a secret underground... well... base, they learn way more than they need to. More about other realms, more about the battle between good and evil, and more about the absolutely terrifying Violent Jack, an evil mal-realmer determined to bring about the end of the world.
Both sides need the chosen one. But there's not a lot Dirk can do about it, is there? It's not like it's them.
Unfortunately for Dirk, not everyone knows that.
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ISBN: 9781917718080
Publisher: Firefly Press Ltd
Format: Paperback / softback
Date Published: 09 October 2025
Country: United Kingdom
Imprint: Firefly Press Ltd
Audience: Teenage
DIMENSIONS
Width: 129.0mm
Height: 198.0mm
Weight: 0g
Pages: 288
About the Author
Gatlin Perrin is a North Walian living in London. They tell folktales to children, lecture to university students and run workshops for adults. Essentially, they’re trying to ruin as many generations as possible.
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