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Damned If You Do . . .

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Damned If You Do . . . is a twisted and addictive humour book filled with over 400 challenging questions that spark outrageous fun and lively conversation. From grotesque dilemmas to bizarre scenarios, it invites readers to toss aside conventional thought and dive into the demented and insane.

Each question provokes surprising insights into friends and family, serving as a quirky icebreaker and a unique window into minds and values alike. Along the way, enjoy eccentric trivia, dumb jokes, and remarkable facts that complement the grotesque and absurd scenarios.
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This book is ideal for readers with a dark sense of humour and a twisted imagination who enjoy playful, uncomfortable, and thought-provoking dilemmas. Perfect for parties, icebreakers, or anyone fascinated by odd trivia and absurd conversation starters.

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400 outrageously funny and shockingly bizarre 'this or that' questions for adults, featuring a good dose of gross, a little bit of edge, and a lot of hilarity. What would you choose, when each choice is more nauseating or heinous than the other? Ask yourself, a friend, or a group!

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A perennial bestseller that begins with a warning: Proceed with caution. This book is only for those with a twisted imagination. Be prepared to leave conventional thought behind and join the ranks of the demented and insane.

Previously published as Would You Rather. . .?, with 356,000 copies in print, Damned If You Do. . . is an addictive game in a book that challenges readers to ask – and attempt to answer – more than 400 questions that range from the heinous to the nauseating to the downright disturbing. Each is a field-tested conversation starter guaranteed to provoke ridiculous fun, break the ice at any party, and, like some kind of sick Rorschach test, open a unique window into the minds of friends and family.

Some questions delight in their own grossness: Would you rather . . . Eat three earthworms – OR – wear a necklace made of them on your wedding day? Be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs – OR – three fat men with bad breath?

Some force you to reveal values: Would you rather . . . Age only from the neck up – OR – age only from the neck down? Be stupid and rich – OR – smart and poor?

Some create that squirming sensation: Would you rather . . . Get a bad case of poison ivy way up inside your nose – OR – inside your inner ear?

And some are just deliciously absurd. Each question also features related, often off-the-wall information, from quotes to dumb jokes to delightfully odd trivia (326-pound President William Howard Taft once got stuck in the White House bathroom).

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ISBN: 9781523507085

Publisher: Workman Publishing

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 20 May 2019

Country: United States

Imprint: Workman Publishing

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 20.0mm

Width: 152.0mm

Height: 102.0mm

Weight: 250g

Pages: 416

About the Author

Workman Publishing Company has been producing award-winning calendars, cookbooks, parenting guides, and children’s titles, as well as gardening, humour, self-help, and business books, since 1968. From our What to Expect® pregnancy and parenting series and Page-A-Day® Calendars to the iconic 1,000 Places to See Before You Die® and Brain Quest® children's products, our wide range of high-quality non-fiction titles and products inspire, educate, and entertain readers around the globe.

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