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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2027

A Daily Dose of Ignorance, Political Doublespeak, Jaw-Dropping Stupidity, and More
By Ross Petras and Kathryn Petras and Workman Calendars
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2027 offers a daily dose of absurdly asinine articulations. Delve into baffling gaffes and fantastic fumbles, featuring statements from truth-challenged politicians, pointless 911 calls, what not to say in court, and hilarious headlines. This is a hilarious roundup of... Read More
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A perennial favorite: eyebrow-raisingly stupid things actually uttered by sports stars, politicians, entertainers, and other names from the headlines. Guaranteed to cause chuckles.

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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2027 offers a daily dose of absurdly asinine articulations. Delve into baffling gaffes and fantastic fumbles, featuring statements from truth-challenged politicians, pointless 911 calls, what not to say in court, and hilarious headlines.

This is a hilarious roundup of famous people, including sports stars, politicians, entertainers, and names from the headlines—all saying really dumb things.

Now plastic-free! Page-A-Day Calendars are environmentally friendly, printed on responsibly sourced paper, and 100% recyclable, with sturdy cardboard backers.

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INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781523534500

Publisher: Workman Publishing

Format: Calendar

Date Published: 11 August 2026

Country: United States

Imprint: Workman Calenders

Audience: General / adult, Tertiary education, Professional and scholarly

DIMENSIONS

Width: 127.0mm

Height: 127.0mm

Weight: 250g

Pages: 640

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About the Author

Kathryn Petras is an author and quote connoisseur who, along with her brother, Ross Petras, has published numerous quote collections including Age Doesn t Matter Unless You re a Cheese. The Petras's calendar, The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said, has sold over 4.6 million copies. Kathryn lives with her family in Seattle.Ross Petras is an author and quote connoisseur who, along with his sister, Kathryn Petras, has published numerous quote collections including Age Doesn tMatter Unless You re a Cheese. The Petras's calendar, The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said, has sold over 4.6 million copies. Ross lives with his family in Toronto.

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