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Never Touch a Grumpy Elf!

By Rosie Greening
Series: Never Touch
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The delightful children's book Never Touch a Grumpy Elf! by Rosie Greening introduces young readers to a magical world where an elf's grumpiness takes centre stage. Through engaging rhymes and whimsical illustrations, it reveals the hilariously messy events that unfold when someone touches the elf, all while capturing children's attention and sparking their imagination without giving too much away.
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This delightful children's book offers a fun and interactive reading experience with its engaging rhymes and textured silicone elements. It may appeal to young readers who enjoy playful stories and are keen on exploring tactile illustrations. Perfect for kids who love a good laugh and cherish the joys of Christmas-time adventures.

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Never Touch a Grumpy Elf! is a whimsical touch-and-feel book that you simply must experience. Designed for young children, it combines delightful seasonal themes with interactive elements.

Your little ones will adore reading the amusing rhyme that humorously warns about the perils of interacting with Christmas characters — only to gleefully disregard the advice!

Featuring innovative silicone and novelty textures throughout, each spread offers a different tactile experience for children to explore. It's the perfect book to engage youngsters during the holidays!

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Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781803376547

Publisher: Make Believe Ideas

Format: Board book

Date Published: 01 October 2022

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Make Believe Ideas

Contributors:

  • Illustrated by Stuart Lynch
  • Illustrated by Stuart Lynch

Audience: Children

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 25.0mm

Width: 251.0mm

Height: 190.0mm

Weight: 340g

Pages: 10

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Activity Books and Kits Children's Board Books Children's Books Children's Picture Books Children’s & Teenage Non-Fiction Children’s, Teenage and Educational Drawing, Colouring and Painting Books for Kids Rosie Greening Series: Never Touch

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