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Gross Jokes for Funny Kids

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Gross Jokes for Funny Kids is a hilariously revolting collection packed with over 300 of the burpiest, fartiest, smelliest, and squelchiest jokes designed to make young readers laugh out loud. Bursting with gleefully disgusting humour and vividly funny illustrations, this book delights children with its cheeky and playful take on all things gross.
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This book is perfect for children who enjoy silly, gross-out humour and want to share laughs with family and friends. Ideal for funny kids who appreciate cheeky jokes and humorous illustrations.

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A hilarious collection of the grossest jokes for funny kids.

A hilarious collection of the grossest jokes for funny kids.

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"Yuck!” “Ewwww!” “NOOOOO!” Prepare yourself to yell all of these things when you read this spectacularly disgusting collection of the burpiest, fartiest, smelliest, squelchiest jokes around.

Why did the baker have smelly hands?
Because he kneaded a poo.

Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea weed.

What’s the difference between bogeys and broccoli?
Kids won’t eat broccoli.

This gleefully revolting book is packed full of over 300 of the grossest jokes ever, plus loads of hilariously revolting illustrations.

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Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781780559438

Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books Ltd

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 14 September 2023

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Buster Books

Illustration: B&W

Contributors:

  • Illustrated by Andrew Pinder

Audience: General / adult, Children

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 9.0mm

Width: 129.0mm

Height: 198.0mm

Weight: 102g

Pages: 128

About the Author

Gary Panton is a writer, editor and doodler whose work has appeared in loads of different books, magazines and websites. You can find him on Twitter at @garypanton or check out more of his work at garypanton.co.uk.

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