P. Crumble

There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Star! is a delightfully quirky tale of an old lady with an insatiable festive appetite. There was an old lady who swallowed a star. I don’t know why she swallowed that star … Now that’s bizarre! As Christmas approaches, her appetite grows ever larger, so much so that even Santa isn't safe...

There was an old bloke who swallowed a present. I don’t know why he swallowed a present ... Now that’s not pleasant! The old bloke has swallowed one of Santa’s presents! Keep an eye on your Christmas tree and guard your stockings, because now he’s on the hunt for more Christmas snacks! There Was an Old Bloke Who Swallowed a...

No matter who you are, where you come from, where you live, what you look like, who you love, whether you are small or tall, whether you walk or run, this book celebrates the richness in our differences and the joy that … we are all equal.

The old bloke has swallowed one of Santa’s presents! Keep an eye on your Christmas tree and guard your stockings, because now he’s on the hunt for more Christmas snacks! Celebrate the 10th anniversary of There Was an Old Bloke Who Swallowed a Present by P. Crumble, the perfect seasonal tale that will delight children and adults alike with its...

On the First Day of School and CD by P. Crumble starts with a memorable moment: On the first day of school, my teacher said to me, 'Raise your hand if you have to do a wee.' Starting school has never been more hilarious. Join Australian musical theatre and television actress, Penny McNamee, for some joyful sing-along fun.

There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed an Egg. I don't know why she swallowed the egg ... I'm not pulling your leg! The old lady is cooking up a storm, and her appetite is as huge as ever! All the animals had better get out of her way, or they’ll be on the menu too! Find out why the...

No matter who you are, with all your unique talents and quirks, this book celebrates the ways in which we are all amazing. When referring to the book's title, use italics: We Are All Amazing.

There Was an Old Bloke Who Swallowed a Bunny! (10th Anniversary Edition) by P. Crumble invites readers on a whimsical and humorous adventure. There was an old bloke who swallowed a bunny. I don’t know why he swallowed that bunny ... Crikey, that’s funny! The Old Bloke is loose on the farm, and all the animals are on the menu!...

"Oh, homework. Sorry, I thought you said gnomework." All the original and completely believable excuses you'll ever need for why you haven't finished your homework!

There was an old bloke who swallowed a present. I don’t know why he swallowed a present ... now that’s not pleasant! The old bloke has swallowed one of Santa’s presents! Keep an eye on your Christmas tree and guard your stockings, because now he’s on the hunt for more Christmas snacks!

There was an old lady who swallowed an egg. I don't know why she swallowed the egg... I'm not pulling your leg! The old lady is cooking up a storm, and her appetite is as huge as ever! All the animals had better get out of her way, or they’ll be on the menu too! Find out why the Old...

There was an old lady who swallowed a star. I don’t know why she swallowed that star ... Now that’s bizarre! It is time for Christmas and the old lady’s festive appetite is enormous! Hold onto your chimneys as even Santa isn’t safe from the old lady’s chompers this year! Surely she’ll pop! There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed...

Sometimes we face failure or we need to try new things. Sometimes we need to show our feelings or we have self-doubt. This book celebrates resilience and shows the many different ways that ... we are all brave.

Lullaby and Goodnight Board Book Lullaby and goodnight You're my sweetness, my light You'll always be in my heart, So we'll never be apart. As the sun sets over the Australian bush, the baby animals are getting ready for sleep. Join the kookaburras, koalas, emus, wombats, and many more Australian animals, as they drift off to their favourite lullaby, safe...

There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Star + Jigsaw tells the quirky tale of an old lady with a most unusual craving. There was an old lady who swallowed a star. I don’t know why she swallowed that star… Now that’s bizarre! It is time for Christmas and the old lady’s festive appetite is enormous! Hold onto your...

The Cat Wants Custard by P. Crumble features Kevin, a cat with a craving. He wants custard, and he wants it NOW! Follow the hilarious antics of a cat trying to get his human companion to give him what he wants. Will he succeed?

No matter who you are, this book celebrates that we can all extend a hand, make amends, share a laugh, solve a problem, heal a hurt, and love one another. There are so many ways to care and to show that we are all KIND.

There was an old bloke who swallowed a present. I don't know why he swallowed a present ... now that’s not pleasant! The old bloke has swallowed one of Santa’s presents! Keep an eye on your Christmas tree and guard your stockings, because now he’s on the hunt for more Christmas snacks! Discover the festive adventure in There Was an...

There Was an Old Bloke Who Swallowed a Bunny! I don’t know why he swallowed that bunny ... Crikey, that’s funny! The Old Bloke is loose on the farm, and all the animals are on the menu! Can they catch sight of the master of disguise in time to avoid being his lunch? Surely he’ll explode! Now in board book...

Whether it's a sunny new day or the smile of a friend, this book celebrates the many ways in which we are all . . . Thankful.