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There Was an Old Bloke Who Swallowed a Present

By P. Crumble
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There Was an Old Bloke Who Swallowed a Present follows a humorous and whimsical tale where an old man swallows a series of increasingly wacky gifts. With each turn of the page, the story delights children with its fun rhymes and escalating absurdity. It's a playful, laugh-out-loud adventure perfect for young readers.
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You might enjoy this book if you're looking for a humorous and festive tale to share with young readers. It's filled with rhymes and unexpected twists as a whimsical character finds himself in a hilarious predicament. Perfect for reading aloud, it's likely to delight children with its playful storytelling and vibrant illustrations.

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"There was an old bloke who swallowed a present. I don't know why he swallowed a present... Now that's not pleasant!" The old bloke has swallowed one of Santa's presents! Keep an eye on your Christmas tree and guard your stockings because now he's on the hunt for more Christmas snacks!

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There was an old bloke who swallowed a present. I don’t know why he swallowed a present ... now that’s not pleasant!

The old bloke has swallowed one of Santa’s presents! Keep an eye on your Christmas tree and guard your stockings, because now he’s on the hunt for more Christmas snacks!

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781743625255

Publisher: Scholastic Australia

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 01 October 2014

Country: Australia

Imprint: Scholastic Australia

Contributors:

  • Illustrated by Louis Shea
  • Illustrated by Louis Shea

Audience: Children

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 3.0mm

Width: 239.0mm

Height: 250.0mm

Weight: 170g

Pages: 24

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