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Diddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home

By Jeremy Clarkson
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In Diddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home by Jeremy Clarkson, the author chronicles his humorous and often chaotic experiences running a farm in the English countryside. With Clarkson’s signature wit, the book provides entertaining insights into the trials, tribulations, and unexpected joys of rural life.
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You might enjoy this book if you're a fan of Jeremy Clarkson's humour and candid storytelling. It's a funny and entertaining look at his life as a farmer, filled with amusing anecdotes and sharp observations. Prepare for lots of laughter and a unique perspective on rural life.

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Jeremy takes us back to another year of life as a gentleman farmer at Diddly Squat - what could possibly go wrong this time?

Welcome back to Clarkson's farm.

At the end of Jeremy's first year, Diddly Squat farm rewarded him with profits of €144.

And while he's mastered the art of moaning, challenges still abound. Who knew loading a trailer was more demanding than flying a gunship? That cows were more dangerous than motor-racing? Or that it's easier to get planning permission for a nuclear power station than turning an old barn into a restaurant?

Life on Clarkson's farm may not always go according to plan. But not a day goes by when Jeremy can't say 'I've done a thing' and mean it...

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Diddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home is a humorous read by Jeremy Clarkson that promises plenty of laughs and serves as great entertainment while waiting for his next TV series.

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ISBN: 9781405954631

Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 11 May 2023

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Penguin Books Ltd

Audience: General / adult, Tertiary education, Professional and scholarly

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 15.0mm

Width: 129.0mm

Height: 198.0mm

Weight: 173g

Pages: 240

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About the Author

Jeremy Clarkson began his writing career on the Rotherham Advertiser. Since then he has written for the Sun, the Sunday Times, the Rochdale Observer, the Wolverhampton Express & Star, all of the Associated Kent Newspapers and Lincolnshire Life. He was, for many years, the tallest person on television. He now lives on Diddly Squat Farm in Oxfordshire where he is learning to become a farmer.

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