Diddly Squat
Jeremy Clarkson takes us into the pitfalls (and pratfalls) of his new life as a gentleman farmer in this thigh-slapping collection of stories from a year on Clarkson's Farm. Welcome to Clarkson's farm. It's an idyllic spot, offering picturesque views across the Cotswolds, bustling hedgerows, woodlands, and natural springs. Jeremy always liked the idea of being a farmer. But, while...Paperback$2400Elsewhere:$2600Unit price /UnavailableIn StockShips tomorrowDiddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home
Jeremy takes us back to another year of life as a gentleman farmer at Diddly Squat - what could possibly go wrong this time? Welcome back to Clarkson's farm. At the end of Jeremy's first year, Diddly Squat farm rewarded him with profits of €144. And while he's mastered the art of moaning, challenges still abound. Who knew loading a...Paperback$2600Unit price /UnavailableIn StockShips tomorrowDiddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly
Welcome back to Diddly Squat Farm, where Jeremy Clarkson's agricultural adventures continue unabated in Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly. Since seizing control of the farm three years ago, Jeremy has delved deeper into the mucky, unpredictable world of farming. This latest instalment offers more of his uniquely entertaining blend of wit, frustration, and unexpected triumphs. On the farm, Jeremy faces...Paperback$2400Elsewhere:$2600Unit price /UnavailableIn StockShips tomorrowDiddly Squat: The Farmer's Dog
It's been another memorable year on Diddly Squat Farm - and another book full of hilarious stories. Clarkson's farm is the gift that keeps on giving, and now our hero has decided to bring his misunderstood entrepreneurial flair to bear on a new venture—a pub. Let the doors open on The Farmer's Dog. All British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap,...Paperback$3200Elsewhere:$3800Unit price /UnavailableIn StockShips tomorrowDiddly Squat: Home to Roost
It's been another memorable year on Diddly Squat Farm - will the chickens finally come home to roost? Welcome back to Clarkson's Farm. The spring crop failed. Farming sheep, pigs, and cows was hardly more lucrative (better off breeding ostriches...) But in the face of uncooperative weather, bureaucracy, and the world's persistent refusal to recognise his genius, our hero's not...Paperback$2600Elsewhere:$3000Unit price /UnavailableIn StockShips tomorrowDiddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly
Another year on the Diddly Squat Farm and Jeremy is still knee-deep in mud and endless challenges . . . Welcome back to Clarkson's Farm. Since taking the wheel three years ago, Jeremy's had his work cut out. And it's now clear from hard-won experience that, when it comes to farming, there's only one golden rule— Whatever you hope will...Paperback$3500Elsewhere:$3800Unit price /UnavailableIn StockShips tomorrowAs I Was Saying . . .
The latest instalment in the mega-bestselling non-fiction franchise, and crikey, hasn't it been a funny old place of late... Crikey, the world according to Clarkson's been a funny old place of late... For a while, Jeremy could be found in his normal position as the tallest man on British television but, more recently, he appears to have been usurped by...Paperback$2400Elsewhere:$2600Unit price /UnavailableAvailableShips in 4-6 weeksIf You’d Just Let Me Finish
The seventh volume of Jeremy Clarkson's bestselling The World According to Clarkson series. In November 2016, we woke up to the news that the forthright presenter of a popular television programme had become the most powerful man on the planet. His name, sadly, was not Jeremy Clarkson, but we might not have been any more surprised if it had been....Paperback$2600Elsewhere:$2800Unit price /UnavailableAvailableShips in 4-6 weeksThe Top Gear Years
A hilarious collection of Clarkson's very best columns for the hugely popular Top Gear Magazine. Ten years ago, at an ex-RAF aerodrome in Surrey, Jeremy Clarkson and his friends built the perfect place to work and play—they called it Top Gear HQ. But they didn't stop there. With Surrey sorted out, Jeremy and the boys decided to have a crack...Paperback$2700Elsewhere:$3000Unit price /UnavailableIn StockShips tomorrowDiddly Squat: The Farmer's Dog
It's been another memorable year on Diddly Squat Farm - and another book full of hilarious stories. Clarkson's farm is the gift that keeps on giving, and now our hero has decided to bring his misunderstood entrepreneurial flair to bear on a new venture — a pub. Let the doors open on The Farmer's Dog. All British produce, Hawkstone beer...Paperback$3000Unit price /UnavailableBackorderShips mid AugustDiddly Squat: The G.O.A.T.
Our favourite gentleman farmer is back! And this time, it's those pesky goats that are causing trouble... Uncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and rather less than best-laid plans pursued with unbridled enthusiasm—Clarkson's farm is the gift that keeps on giving. And this time there's one rather devil-may-care farm animal who's really getting Jeremy's goat... Pull on your wellies, grab your flat...Paperback$3299Elsewhere:$3800Unit price /UnavailableOut 13 Oct 2026Pre-orderCan You Make This Thing Go Faster?
The eighth volume of Jeremy Clarkson's bestselling The World According to Clarkson series. These days, you might know him better as a tractor-driving Gentleman Farmer, but Jeremy Clarkson wasn't always a horny-handed son of the soil. Not at all . . . Back in the day, Jeremy was far more likely to be found gunning around the world in a...PaperbackSold OutDiddly Squat: Home to Roost
It's been another memorable year on Diddly Squat Farm - will the chickens finally come home to roost? Welcome back to Clarkson's Farm. The spring crop failed. Farming sheep, pigs and cows was hardly more lucrative (better off breeding ostriches...) But in the face of uncooperative weather, bureaucracy, and the world's persistent refusal to recognise his genius, our hero's not...PaperbackSold OutReally?
Jeremy Clarkson gets under the bonnet with his next collection of Sunday Times motoring columns. CLARKSON'S BACK - AND THIS TIME HE'S PUTTING HIS FOOT DOWN From his first job as a travelling sales rep selling Paddington Bears to his latest wheeze as a gentleman farmer, Jeremy Clarkson's love of cars has just about kept him out of trouble. But...PaperbackSold Out