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Diddly Squat
A Year on the Farm
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Jeremy Clarkson takes us into the pitfalls (and pratfalls) of his new life as a gentleman farmer in this thigh-slapping collection of stories from a year on Clarkson's Farm.
Welcome to Clarkson's farm. It's an idyllic spot, offering picturesque views across the Cotswolds, bustling hedgerows, woodlands, and natural springs. Jeremy always liked the idea of being a farmer. But, while he was barrelling around the world having more fun with cars than was entirely reasonable, it seemed obvious that the actual, you know, farming was much better left to someone else.
Then one day he decided he would do the farming himself.
After all, how hard could it be?
Well... Diddly Squat.
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Diddly Squat by Jeremy Clarkson is highly praised for its humour, with reviews highlighting it as brilliant, outrageously funny, and likely to make readers laugh out loud. Critics mention it will leave you in stitches and provoke fits of laughter even in public settings.
Book Details
INFORMATION
ISBN: 9781405946537
Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd
Format: Paperback / softback
Date Published: 26 May 2022
Country: United Kingdom
Imprint: Penguin Books Ltd
Audience: General / adult
DIMENSIONS
Spine width: 20.0mm
Width: 128.0mm
Height: 197.0mm
Weight: 161g
Pages: 224
About the Author
Jeremy Clarkson began his writing career on the Rotherham Advertiser. Since then he has written for the Sun, the Sunday Times, the Rochdale Observer, the Wolverhampton Express & Star, all of the Associated Kent Newspapers and Lincolnshire Life. Today he is the tallest person working in British television.
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