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Please Stop Touching Me ... and Other Haikus by Cats

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Please Stop Touching Me ... and Other Haikus by Cats is a witty collection of haikus penned from the perspective of cats, revealing their true thoughts and feelings. Jamie Coleman captures the unique personality and poetic nature of our feline friends through over 50 humorous poems paired with delightful images. This book offers a playful insight into the secret world of cats, exposing their disdain for unwanted attention and their quirky behaviour.
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Ideal for cat lovers, those with a sense of humour about cats, poetry enthusiasts, and anyone looking for a fun, lighthearted gift book.

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His hilarious haikus take us inside the minds of our most popular pets revealing their inner-most secrets, their disdain for their owners and the poetry that is common to all cats.

Featuring over 50 haikus complete with glorious images, this is a hysterical gift for cat lovers, cat haters, and poetry enthusiasts alike.

A hilarious collection of haikus by cats, reflecting what they really think of life.

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A hilarious collection of haikus by cats, reflecting what they really think of life.

From the author of What I Lick Before Your Face comes this hilarious companion, Please Stop Touching Me ... and Other Haikus by Cats.

Jamie Coleman returns with this brilliant collection of feline flights of fancy. His hilarious haikus take us inside the minds of our most popular pets, revealing their inner-most secrets, their disdain for their owners, and the poetry that is common to all cats.

Featuring over 50 haikus complete with glorious images, this is a hysterical gift for cat lovers, cat haters, and poetry enthusiasts alike.

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INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781787632677

Publisher: Transworld Publishers Ltd

Format: Hardback

Date Published: 17 October 2019

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Bantam Press

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 15.0mm

Width: 126.0mm

Height: 161.0mm

Weight: 250g

Pages: 128

About the Author

Jamie Coleman has called various cat names out of the back door, including Hobbit, Gazza and Blobby. He is currently cat-less as his wife is allergic to them. Which is fine. This is his second collection of poetry, following on from What I Lick Before Your Face, the number-one bestselling book of haikus by dogs published in November 2018.

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