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Please Stop Touching Me ... and Other Haikus by Cats
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Ideal for cat lovers, those with a sense of humour about cats, poetry enthusiasts, and anyone looking for a fun, lighthearted gift book.
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His hilarious haikus take us inside the minds of our most popular pets revealing their inner-most secrets, their disdain for their owners and the poetry that is common to all cats.
Featuring over 50 haikus complete with glorious images, this is a hysterical gift for cat lovers, cat haters, and poetry enthusiasts alike.
A hilarious collection of haikus by cats, reflecting what they really think of life.
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A hilarious collection of haikus by cats, reflecting what they really think of life.
From the author of What I Lick Before Your Face comes this hilarious companion, Please Stop Touching Me ... and Other Haikus by Cats.
Jamie Coleman returns with this brilliant collection of feline flights of fancy. His hilarious haikus take us inside the minds of our most popular pets, revealing their inner-most secrets, their disdain for their owners, and the poetry that is common to all cats.
Featuring over 50 haikus complete with glorious images, this is a hysterical gift for cat lovers, cat haters, and poetry enthusiasts alike.
Book Details
INFORMATION
ISBN: 9781787632677
Publisher: Transworld Publishers Ltd
Format: Hardback
Date Published: 17 October 2019
Country: United Kingdom
Imprint: Bantam Press
Audience: General / adult
DIMENSIONS
Spine width: 15.0mm
Width: 126.0mm
Height: 161.0mm
Weight: 250g
Pages: 128
About the Author
Jamie Coleman has called various cat names out of the back door, including Hobbit, Gazza and Blobby. He is currently cat-less as his wife is allergic to them. Which is fine. This is his second collection of poetry, following on from What I Lick Before Your Face, the number-one bestselling book of haikus by dogs published in November 2018.
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