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52 Things to Do While You Poo

Poop Puzzles, Hilarious Activities and Toot Trivia to Keep You Occupied: The Original, Bestselling Bathroom Activity Book
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52 Things to Do While You Poo by Hugh Jassburn is a humorous collection perfect for bathroom reading. It offers a delightful assortment of puzzles, trivia, and quirky facts designed to entertain and amuse during those essential bathroom breaks. This light-hearted book ensures that no time is wasted, turning an everyday activity into an opportunity for fun and laughter.
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Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear no more, as excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has put together a compendium of entertaining activities and informative fun that will make you want to stay put, even if you don't need to go. Doing a number two will never be the same again.

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The average person spends three years of their life on the toilet - and when you have nothing to do but poo, perching on the porcelain can be very boring. But fear not! Thanks to this book, you can say goodbye to this everyday tedium.

World-renowned excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has compiled a compendium of entertaining activities and informative fun that will make you want to stay put, even if you don't need to go. Try your hand at word searches and fiendish hidden-picture games, or test yourself with maze puzzles and brain-twisters. You can also enjoy a roll-call of mind-blowing lavatory facts you never knew you needed until now.

So, pick up 52 Things to Do While You Poo and start to make the most of your time on the toilet, because working your brain and your butt simultaneously has never been easier or more enjoyable. Doing a number two will never be the same again.

"Every toilet should have a copy of this book next to it."

Frank Aeces, WHAT TOILET? magazine

"From poo puzzles to poo facts, pooing has never been so much fun."

Dr Dum Ping, POO MONTHLY

Series: 52 Things to Do While You Poo

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    From the bestselling author of 52 Things to Do While You Poo, this escape room edition contains an exciting array of puzzles to solve, all in an ingenious, brand-new format - GREAT GIFT FOR PUZZLE LOVERS who enjoy sudoku, matching pairs, maths questions and more with an ESCAPE ROOM THEME- HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT from bestselling author HUGH JASSBURN, creator of...
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    Quality time alone on the lavatory is a truly special occasion. What better way to celebrate and honour this ritual than with some extraordinary reading material? Lord of toilet trivia and master architect of poo-themed puzzles, Hugh Jassburn has unloaded his creative bowels once more in this astounding collection of all-new amusements. From eye-watering stats to mind-boggling mazes, this special...
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  • 52 Things to Do While You Poo: The Dad Edition
    From the bestselling author of 52 Things to Do While You Poo, this light-hearted mix of trivia and puzzles is a joyful celebration of the greatest job in the world: fatherhood Nothing compares to being a dad! But how much do you know about the really important stuff? When you next take a trip to the toilet, this colourful collection...
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  • 52 Things to Do While You Poo: The Dad Edition
    From the bestselling author of 52 Things to Do While You Poo, this light-hearted mix of trivia and puzzles is a joyful celebration of the greatest job in the world: fatherhood. Nothing compares to being a dad! But how much do you know about the really important stuff? When you next take a trip to the toilet, this colourful collection...
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  • 52 Things to Do While You Poo: The Retirement Edition
    From the bestselling author of 52 Things to Do While You Poo, this entertaining collection of trivia and puzzles is a joyful celebration of the seven-day weekend: retirement! You may have just given up the nine-to-five, but now the real work begins! The next time you take a trip to the smallest room, let this colourful collection of puzzles, activities,...
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  • 52 Things to Do While You Poo: The Sudoku Puzzle Book
    Banish boring bathroom visits for good with this cheeky sudoku puzzle book from the bestselling author of 52 Things to Do While You Poo What better way to pass the time during your next visit to the smallest room than with a collection of sudokus to do while you poo. Whether you're a curious beginner or a master of the...
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  • 52 Things to Do While You Poo: Hunt the Dump
    You know a pile of poo when you see one. But what about when the poo is carefully concealed in an everyday scene? With great artistry and mischievous glee, bestselling author Hugh Jassburn has created a selection of entrancing visual puzzles to keep you entertained whenever you need a comfort break. Whether you're scanning a busy beach or scoping out...
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  • 52 Things to Learn on the Loo
    Expand your mind as you lighten your load! Make use of those dull moments on the lavatory by teaching yourself how a starfish eats a clam, how to say "Hello" in every European language, and what the dot over an "i" is called. Covering all types of trivia, from science and natural history to the different types of moustache, this...
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  • 52 Things to Do While You Poo: The Sports Edition
    Prepare for a sporting contest like no other! Any true fan knows that the porcelain umpire's chair is an ideal place to put your sporting knowledge to the test. This compendium of fun activities and quiz questions will have you spotting the difference at Wembley, finding a lost helmet at Lord's, and going for gold in Olympic omniscience. From bestselling...
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  • 52 Things to Do While You Poo
    The average person spends three years of their life on the toilet - and when you have nothing to do but poo, perching on the porcelain can be very boring. But fear not! Thanks to this book, you can say goodbye to this everyday tedium. World-renowned excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has compiled a compendium of entertaining activities and informative fun...
    Hardback
    Sold Out
  • 52 Things to Do While You Poo: The Fart Edition
    From the bestselling author of 52 Things to Do While You Poo, this hilarious mix of fart-themed puzzles and trivia will blow your socks off! Roaring from the rear, belching from behind, tooting the trouser trumpetβ€”whatever you call it, we all fart, some of us more than others (and some a lot more than others). Everyone knows a committed farterβ€”with...
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  • 52 Things to Do While You Poo: The 1980s Edition
    From the bestselling author of 52 Things to Do While You Poo, this nostalgic mix of trivia and puzzles will bring back the awesome appeal of the Eighties. If you grew up in the 1980s, you know that nothing compares to the music, fashion, toys, TV, films and sheer feel of that decade. But how much can you really remember?...
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Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781849534970

Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group

Format: Hardback

Date Published: 07 October 2013

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Summersdale Publishers

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 12.0mm

Width: 136.0mm

Height: 140.0mm

Weight: 228g

Pages: 112

About the Author

Hugh Jassburn has being pooing since 1974. After several months of producing a variety of stools (mostly in washable and reusable nappies) he moved on to disposables. By 1978 Frank was a regular toilet user and hasn't looked back since. He is not a fan of cheap toilet paper, and strongly believes the flap should always be at the front of the roll. Hugh lives in Shitterton, Dorset, and dreams of moving to Pratt's Bottom in Kent one day.

Also by Hugh Jassburn

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  • 52 Things to Do While You Poo: The Escape Room Edition
    From the bestselling author of 52 Things to Do While You Poo, this escape room edition contains an exciting array of puzzles to solve, all in an ingenious, brand-new format - GREAT GIFT FOR PUZZLE LOVERS who enjoy sudoku, matching pairs, maths questions and more with an ESCAPE ROOM THEME- HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT from bestselling author HUGH JASSBURN, creator of...
    Hardback
    $1999
    Available
    Ships in 4-6 weeks
  • 52 Things to Do While You Poo: Not the Bog-Standard Edition
    Quality time alone on the lavatory is a truly special occasion. What better way to celebrate and honour this ritual than with some extraordinary reading material? Lord of toilet trivia and master architect of poo-themed puzzles, Hugh Jassburn has unloaded his creative bowels once more in this astounding collection of all-new amusements. From eye-watering stats to mind-boggling mazes, this special...
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    $2499
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  • Where the F*ck Are My Keys?
    From the bestselling author of 52 Things to Do While You Poo, this playful puzzle book makes light of one of life's most maddening and relatable trials. We've all been there. Busy day ahead, running late, but no sign of your lesser-spotted keys! Just where the f*ck have they got to? What would normally induce all kinds of rage in...
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  • 52 Things to Do While You Poo: The Dad Edition
    From the bestselling author of 52 Things to Do While You Poo, this light-hearted mix of trivia and puzzles is a joyful celebration of the greatest job in the world: fatherhood. Nothing compares to being a dad! But how much do you know about the really important stuff? When you next take a trip to the toilet, this colourful collection...
    Hardback
    $1999
    Available
    Ships in 4-6 weeks
  • 52 Things to Do While You Poo: The Dad Edition
    From the bestselling author of 52 Things to Do While You Poo, this light-hearted mix of trivia and puzzles is a joyful celebration of the greatest job in the world: fatherhood Nothing compares to being a dad! But how much do you know about the really important stuff? When you next take a trip to the toilet, this colourful collection...
    Hardback
    $2499
    Available
    Ships in 4-6 weeks
  • 52 Things to Do While You Poo: The Retirement Edition
    From the bestselling author of 52 Things to Do While You Poo, this entertaining collection of trivia and puzzles is a joyful celebration of the seven-day weekend: retirement! You may have just given up the nine-to-five, but now the real work begins! The next time you take a trip to the smallest room, let this colourful collection of puzzles, activities,...
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    $2499
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    Ships in 4-6 weeks
  • 52 Things to Doodle While You Poo
    The ancient art of doodling has been around for thousands of years. Depictions of wild beasts on cave walls, funny little carvings on age-old artefactsβ€”we've been at it a while. So what better way to celebrate this time-honoured tradition than by doodling while you dump? Fill a fish tank, illustrate the alphabet, envision outer spaceβ€”whatever takes your creative fancy. Sit...
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    Banish boring bathroom visits for good with this cheeky sudoku puzzle book from the bestselling author of 52 Things to Do While You Poo What better way to pass the time during your next visit to the smallest room than with a collection of sudokus to do while you poo. Whether you're a curious beginner or a master of the...
    Hardback
    $1999
    Available
    Ships in 4-6 weeks
  • 52 Things to Do While You Poo: Hunt the Dump
    You know a pile of poo when you see one. But what about when the poo is carefully concealed in an everyday scene? With great artistry and mischievous glee, bestselling author Hugh Jassburn has created a selection of entrancing visual puzzles to keep you entertained whenever you need a comfort break. Whether you're scanning a busy beach or scoping out...
    Hardback
    $2499
    Available
    Ships in 4-6 weeks
  • 52 Things to Learn on the Loo
    Expand your mind as you lighten your load! Make use of those dull moments on the lavatory by teaching yourself how a starfish eats a clam, how to say "Hello" in every European language, and what the dot over an "i" is called. Covering all types of trivia, from science and natural history to the different types of moustache, this...
    Hardback
    $2499
    Available
    Ships in 4-6 weeks
  • 52 Things to Do While You Poo: The Sports Edition
    Prepare for a sporting contest like no other! Any true fan knows that the porcelain umpire's chair is an ideal place to put your sporting knowledge to the test. This compendium of fun activities and quiz questions will have you spotting the difference at Wembley, finding a lost helmet at Lord's, and going for gold in Olympic omniscience. From bestselling...
    Hardback
    Sold Out
  • 52 Things to Do While You Poo: The Fart Edition
    From the bestselling author of 52 Things to Do While You Poo, this hilarious mix of fart-themed puzzles and trivia will blow your socks off! Roaring from the rear, belching from behind, tooting the trouser trumpetβ€”whatever you call it, we all fart, some of us more than others (and some a lot more than others). Everyone knows a committed farterβ€”with...
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