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Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick

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Zoey Ashe finds herself an unlikely ruler of one of the decadent cities on Earth, surrounded by nightmarish villains, corrupt plutocrats, and an all-seeing social network tracking every move. When a mysterious box arrives containing a disembowelled corpse that accuses Zoey of murder, she must navigate a web of intrigue and power struggles to maintain control and discover the truth behind the attack on her empire.
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Nightmarish villains with superhuman enhancements. An all-seeing social network that tracks your every move. Mysterious, smooth-talking power players who lurk behind the scenes. A young woman suddenly in charge of the most decadent city in the world. And her very smelly cat.

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Nightmarish villains with superhuman enhancements. An all-seeing social network that tracks your every move. Mysterious, smooth-talking power players who lurk behind the scenes. A young woman suddenly in charge of the most decadent city in the world. And her very smelly cat.

Zoey Ashe is like a fish so far out of water that it has achieved orbit. She finds herself struggling to establish rule over a sprawling empire while Tabula Ra$a's rogue's gallery of larger-than-life crime bosses and corrupt plutocrats smell weakness. Tensions brew across the city.

A steamer trunk-sized box arrives at Zoey's door, and she and her bodyguard Wu are shocked to find that it contains a disembowelled corpse. They are even more shocked when that corpse, controlled by an unknown party, rises from the box and goes on a rampage through the house. After being subdued, it speaks in an electronic voice, accusing Zoey of being its murderer. Soon, it makes the same claim to the public at large, along with the promise of a cash reward for proof that Zoey and the Suits are behind the crime.

Now Zoey is having doubts of her own: Is she 100% sure that someone on her team didn't do this? She also doesn't even have a complete list of what businesses she owns, or what exact laws her organization is still breaking. So what does she really know?

β€˜With verve and velocity, the story moves... one cinematic set piece after another, strung together with twisty fun and wit.’ - The New York Times Book Review on Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits

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INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781789090741

Publisher: Titan Books Ltd

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 17 October 2020

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Titan Books Ltd

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Width: 130.0mm

Height: 198.0mm

Weight: 0g

Pages: 400

About the Author

David Wong is the pseudonym of Jason Pargin, online humorist, National Lampoon contributor, and editor-in-chief of Cracked.com.

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