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The Ha Ha Bonk Book
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A collection of good jokes to tell your dad, mum, your baby brother, your teacher and anybody else you can think of, such as: What goes ha ha bonk? A man laughing his head off; What goes 99 bonk? A centipede with a wooden leg; What goes putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt? A bad golfer and more besides...
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The old ones are the best - a 40th anniversary reissue of Janet and Allan Ahlberg's brilliantly funny joke book!
The Ha Ha Bonk Book is jam-packed with brilliant jokes to tell your mum, your dad, your baby brother, your best friend or your worst enemy, your dog, your teacher - in fact, anyone else you can think of! Jokes that will have everyone chuckling, such as:
Q: What goes ha ha bonk? A: A man laughing his head off!
Or
Q: What did the policeman say to his tummy? A: You're under a vest.
And
Q: What came after the Stone Age and the Bronze Age? A: The Sausage!
These and more besides make a perfect joke book for all the family to enjoy!
Book Details
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ISBN: 9780140314120
Publisher: Penguin Random House Children's UK
Format: Paperback / softback
Date Published: 25 March 1982
Country: United Kingdom
Imprint: Puffin
Audience: Children
DIMENSIONS
Spine width: 6.0mm
Width: 127.0mm
Height: 197.0mm
Weight: 76g
Pages: 96
About the Author
Allan Ahlberg, former teacher, postman, plumber's mate and gravedigger, is in the super-league of children's writers. He has published over a hundred children's books and is the author of the prize-winning Each Peach Pear Plum and The Jolly Postman. He has also written prize-winning fiction and poems for older readers. Allan lives in Bath.
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