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Never, Ever, Ever Ask a Pirate to a Party

By Clare Helen Welsh
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Join a lively birthday party where a dinosaur, dragon, unicorn, pirate, and even aliens in a spaceship create a joyful chaos. The unicorn demands sparkles and bubbles, the dragon sets fire to decorations, and the fizzy drinks send the aliens wild! Amidst the fun, the story gently reminds young readers that the best parties are shared with friends.
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Get ready for a fantastical birthday party adventure featuring a dinosaur, dragon, unicorn, pirate . . . and a spaceship full of aliens!

Get ready for a fantastical birthday party adventure featuring a dinosaur, dragon, unicorn, pirate . . . and a spaceship full of aliens!

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Get ready for a fantastical birthday party adventure featuring a dinosaur, dragon, unicorn, pirate... and a spaceship full of aliens! If you want the perfect party, never, ever, ever invite this crowd of chaotic guests! The unicorn will demand sparkles and bubbles, the dragon will set fire to your decorations, and the fizzy drinks will send the aliens wild!

But... never, ever, EVER send your guests home! Because a party's only a party if you share it with your friends!

Featuring hilarious, colourful scenes with plenty to spot, as well as a simple message about sharing good times with friends, little ones will want to go right back to the beginning and read the book again (and again)!

Every Nosy Crow paperback picture book comes with a free "Stories Aloud" audio recording. Just scan the QR code and listen along!

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781839942181

Publisher: Nosy Crow Ltd

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 06 July 2023

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Nosy Crow Ltd

Contributors:

  • Illustrated by Anne-Kathrin Behl

Audience: Children

DIMENSIONS

Width: 270.0mm

Height: 250.0mm

Weight: 300g

Pages: 32

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About the Author

Clare Helen Welsh (Author)
Clare Helen Welsh is a picture book writer who loves dreaming up stories for young readers and their families to enjoy. For many years she was a primary school teacher, which ignited her love of storytelling, reading and role-play. Clare lives in Devon with her husband, two children and her dog, Hope. When she isn't imagining new worlds and creating characters, she enjoys walking on the beach and in the countryside and takes lots of inspiration from the natural world.

Anne-Kathrin Behl (Illustrator)
Anne-Kathrin Behl, born in 1983, has illustrated and written many children's books since 2009. With her mother having a bookstore, she has always loved children's books and, as soon as she could draw and write, Anne made her own little books and wished to become a professional children's book illustrator. She studied Illustration at the HAW in Hamburg and later moved to Celle, a little town in northern Germany, where she now lives with her husband and her two sons.

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