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Make Them Say Poo

By Stephen
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Dear trusting adult,You can safely read this very nice book aloud to your child.There are absolutely no rude words on any page. I promise.*Your Worthy Wordsmith, Stephen*Note to kids:Any POOr adult who reads this aloud will definitely say POO. I promise.Your Grand POObah, Stephen.This gross but... Read More
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Dear trusting adult,
You can safely read this very nice book aloud to your child.
There are absolutely no rude words on any page. I promise.*
Your Worthy Wordsmith, Stephen

*Note to kids:
Any POOr adult who reads this aloud will definitely say POO. I promise.
Your Grand POObah, Stephen.

This gross but clever book is perfect for reading aloud and guaranteed to deliver giggles.

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781923293724

Publisher: Affirm Press

Format: Hardback

Date Published: 31 March 2026

Country: Australia

Imprint: Affirm Kids

Contributors:

  • Illustrated by Rudi de Wet

DIMENSIONS

Width: 6350.0mm

Height: 6350.0mm

Weight: 300g

Pages: 24

Collections

Children's Books Children's Early Years Children's Picture Books Children’s, Teenage and Educational Stephen

About the Author

Steve MinOn (or Stephen when he’s naughty) was an internationally awarded advertising copywriter and a restaurateur before becoming a writer of children’s picture books and adult fiction. He grew up in North Queensland, and he now lives on Turrbal land in Magandjin/Brisbane. He won the Glendower Award for an Emerging Queensland Writer in the 2023 Queensland Literary Awards for his novelΒ First Name Second NameΒ (UQP 2025). Make Them Say Poo (Affirm Press 2026) is his debut children’s picture book.Β 

Rudi de Wet is a graphic artist and illustrator known for bold, colourful and energetic artwork that celebrates craft, character and joy. His practice spans illustration, character design, hand-drawn lettering, pattern work and large-scale interior artworks, created for a diverse range of clients and collaborations worldwide.

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