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Let Sleeping Cats Lie - Pet Poems

Name: Let Sleeping Cats Lie - Pet Poems
Brand: Macmillan Publishers New Zealand Ltd
SKU: 9781035050574
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By Brian Bilston

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A hilarious collection of pet poems by wordplay wizard Brian Bilston. When you've got a bad case of the 'mews' and are in desperate need of a 'pup'-lifting read, this book is the ulti-mutt remedy. Please don't think me lazy, I'm not trying to slack -... Read More

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A funny collection of pet poems from bestselling poet, Costa Prize-shortlisted novelist and Twitter Poet Laureate, Brian Bilston.

A hilarious collection of pet poems by Twitter's unofficial Poet Laureate, Brian Bilston

Description

A hilarious collection of pet poems by wordplay wizard Brian Bilston. When you've got a bad case of the 'mews' and are in desperate need of a 'pup'-lifting read, this book is the ulti-mutt remedy.

Please don't think me lazy,
I'm not trying to slack -
it's just that I'm stuck, you see,
under this cat.

This collection of poems focuses on the hilarious happenings in the lives of our furry - and not so furry - friends. Stars include Wilf, the hypnotist Labracadabrador, a philosophically inclined goldfish penning a profound haiku, a hen named Barbara receiving an adoring tribute, and an 'octopussy' cat that seems to have all its paws in plenty of odd little pies.

The perfect gift for a dog person, cat person and every pet lover in between.

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781035050574

Publisher: Pan Macmillan

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 06 August 2026

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Macmillan Children's Books

Audience: Children

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 8.0mm

Width: 135.0mm

Height: 203.0mm

Weight: 100g

Pages: 128

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About the Author

Brian Bilston has been described as Twitter’s unofficial Poet Laureate. With over 250,000 followers on social media, Brian has become truly beloved by the online community. He has published three collections of poetry, You Took the Last Bus Home; Alexa, what is there to know about love? and Days Likes These. His novel Diary of a Somebody was shortlisted for the Costa First Novel Award. He has also published a collection of football poetry, 50 Ways to Score a Goal, and his acclaimed poem Refugees has been made into an illustrated book for children.

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