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Laugh-Out-Loud Football Jokes and Puns
Series: Jake Maddox Sports Jokes
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Why didn't the coach let the pig play football? Because it was a ball hog! How do football players keep their jerseys free of wrinkles? They use the gridiron! If you love football--and a good laugh--then Laugh-Out-Loud Football Jokes and Puns is the book for you!...
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Why didn't the coach let the pig play football? Because it was a ball hog!
How do football players keep their jerseys free of wrinkles? They use the gridiron!
If you love football--and a good laugh--then Laugh-Out-Loud Football Jokes and Puns is the book for you! Hundreds of hysterical football jokes, riddles, and puns are sure to keep readers and their friends laughing from beginning to end.
Series: Jake Maddox Sports Jokes
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Laugh-Out-Loud Football Jokes and Puns
Why didn't the coach let the pig play football? Because it was a ball hog! How do football players keep their jerseys free of wrinkles? They use the gridiron! If you love football--and a good laugh--then Laugh-Out-Loud Football Jokes and Puns is the book for you! Hundreds of hysterical football jokes, riddles, and puns are sure to keep readers and...Paperback$1999Unit price /UnavailableAvailableShips in 1 week -
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Book Details
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ISBN: 9781669074946
Publisher: Capstone Press
Format: Paperback / softback
Date Published: 01 August 2024
Country: United States
Imprint: Capstone Press
Audience: Children
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Weight: 0g
Pages: 72
About the Author
Who is Jake Maddox? Athlete, author, world-traveler - or all three? He has surfed in Hawaii, scuba-dived in Australia, and climbed the mountains of Peru and Alaska. His books range from the most popular team sports to outdoor activities to survival adventures and even to auto racing. His exploits have inspired numerous writers to walk in his footsteps - literally! Each of his stories is stamped with teamwork, fair play, and a strong sense of self-worth and discipline. Always a team-player, Maddox realizes it takes more than one man (or woman) to create a book good enough for a young reader. He hopes the lessons learned on the court, field, or arena and the champion sprinter pace of his books can motivate kids to become better athletes and lifelong readers.
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