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If Animals Could Talk

Embarrassing Dads
By Frank Hopkinson
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Get Dad chuckling this Christmas! If Animals Could Talk is a side-splitting gift book packed full of animal dads doing their thing. Because even in the animal kingdom, dads make us all groan! This is a charming celebration of the universal qualities of 'Dadness': telling terrible... Read More
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If Animals Could Talk: Embarrassing Dads contains 40 uproarious animal photos illustrating the most endearing yet cringe-worthy dad antics.

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Get Dad chuckling this Christmas!

If Animals Could Talk is a side-splitting gift book packed full of animal dads doing their thing. Because even in the animal kingdom, dads make us all groan!

This is a charming celebration of the universal qualities of 'Dadness': telling terrible jokes, ignoring instruction manuals, failing to spot things in clear view, and more classic, comical capers.

Included in this book:

  • A collection of 40 so-bad-they're-good dad antics
  • Hilarious, high-definition animal photos
  • Relatable qualities that will have you nodding along as you recognise your own dad!

Whether it's a grumpy beaver losing his car keys, a penguin getting lost, or a brown bear impersonating Winnie the Pooh, prepare to see Dad cracking up, shaking his head, and calling loved ones as he flicks through the pages.

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781836001003

Publisher: Quarto Publishing PLC

Format: Hardback

Date Published: 24 October 2024

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Ivy Press

Illustration: 50 colour photos

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Width: 144.0mm

Height: 144.0mm

Weight: 500g

Pages: 64

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About the Author

Frank Hopkinson is a writer and former F1 journalist. He has worked as an F1 website producer and contributed to a variety of motoring magazines including a spell as deputy editor of F1 Racing magazine. 

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