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Five Go Parenting
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Ideal for readers who enjoy light-hearted, comedic takes on family life and parenting mishaps, especially fans of humorous fiction.
Enid Blyton's books are beloved the world over and The Famous Five have been the perennial favourite of her fans. Now, in this new series of Enid Blyton for Grown-Ups, George, Dick, Anne, Julian and Timmy confront possibly their toughest challenge yet: parenthood
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Bringing up a baby would surely be children's play for The Five. How hard could it possibly be?!
When the doorbell rings one Saturday afternoon, the last thing the Five were expecting to find on their doorstep was a baby... But the Five are next of kin to Cousin Rupert and his wife. So, when they find themselves in a spot of bother and are destined for a short spell behind bars, Anne, Dick, George, and Anne are the first port of call.
First, it's the fear and the tiredness that kicks in. They are terrified at being responsible for this new life and have no idea if they're doing it right. Why is it crying? They use Dr Google constantly, who, whatever the situation, offers the same range of advice from 'don't worry about it' to 'rush her to the A&E'. 'Why is she crying?' they constantly ask. 'Why?' It keeps them up all night every night, until they are reduced to walking ghosts, haunted by a numb and impotent fury.
Is this an adventure too far for our Five?
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ISBN: 9781786482280
Publisher: Quercus Publishing
Format: Hardback
Date Published: 03 November 2016
Country: United Kingdom
Imprint: Quercus Publishing
Audience: General / adult
DIMENSIONS
Spine width: 15.0mm
Width: 130.0mm
Height: 205.0mm
Weight: 190g
Pages: 112
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