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F*ck Off, I'm Colouring
A Sweary Colouring Book for Adults
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F*ck Off, I'm Colouring by Summersdale Publishers allows you to unleash your creativity and foul language with this irreverent colouring book for adults. Need a break from adulting? Had enough of keeping your cool? Grab your pens, get comfortable, and release all the anger and frustrations...
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Format: Paperback / softback
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See moreThis one's for the creatives with an appreciation for foul language and silly humour. Combining the therapeutic benefits of colouring with colourful language, the beautifully designed patterns in this book will keep you entertained for hours. Whether you've had a long day or need to get some swear words off your chest, this book has you covered.
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Description
F*ck Off, I'm Colouring by Summersdale Publishers allows you to unleash your creativity and foul language with this irreverent colouring book for adults.
Need a break from adulting? Had enough of keeping your cool? Grab your pens, get comfortable, and release all the anger and frustrations of the day with this hilarious colouring book that doesn't give a f*ck.
Combining the therapeutic benefits of colouring with even more colourful language, the beautifully designed patterns in this book will keep you entertained for hours. Whether you've had a long day or need to get some swear words off your chest, this book has you covered.
Inside you will find:
- 92 pages of rude colouring activities to help you unwind
- Every swear word you can imagine ready for you to colour
- Elaborate and beautiful designs for you to bring to life
This one's for the creatives with an appreciation for foul language and silly humour. Sometimes the best therapy is a few strong words and some colouring in!
Book Details
INFORMATION
ISBN: 9781806590261
Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group
Format: Paperback / softback
Date Published: 12 March 2026
Country: United Kingdom
Imprint: Summersdale Publishers
Illustration: 96 b&w illustrations
Audience: General / adult
DIMENSIONS
Spine width: 10.0mm
Width: 156.0mm
Height: 204.0mm
Weight: 200g
Pages: 96
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