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Bartholomew and the Morning Monsters

By Sophie Berger
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Bartholomew struggles to get ready for school as mischievous monsters from his dreams disrupt every part of his morning routine. From a giant purple monster sitting on his chest to a slimy slug monster messing up his clothes, even simple tasks like brushing his teeth and going to the toilet become tricky. With the calm help of his dad, Bartholomew must find a way to conquer the morning madness and get out the door on time.
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Bartholomew and the Morning Monsters is a perfect read for young children who find mornings challenging and for parents seeking a relatable, humorous story to share at the start of the day.

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Mornings are never easy - especially when the monsters from last night's dreams want to stay and play!

Mornings are never easy - especially when the monsters from last night's dreams want to stay and play!

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A fresh author / illustrator pairing here from Cicada Books. This is a great story, perfectly concluded by Bartholomew's Dad calmly helping him to get properly ready for school. -- It's All About Stories

With pants and loo roll all over the endpapers, this book is bound to be a winner - and it's possibly the perfect story for parents with children who just cannot get up in time for school. -- School Reading List

Bartholomew and the Morning Monsters tells the tale of Bartholomew who struggles to get himself ready as the monsters from last night's dreams sabotage the simplest of morning routines. A vast purple monster sits on his chest, making it hard to get up. A slug monster slimes his clothes, so he can't get dressed. Brushing teeth, eating breakfast, and even going to the toilet all present challenges as the monsters mess around at Bartholomew's expense. Will Bartholomew's dad ever manage to get him out the door?

Hilarious illustrations bring Bartholomew's frustration and befuddlement alive in this deceptively simple story that anyone who is not a morning person is bound to relate to.

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781908714848

Publisher: Cicada Books Limited

Format: Hardback

Date Published: 22 October 2020

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Cicada Books Limited

Illustration: Illustrated in colour throughout

Contributors:

  • Illustrated by Ruan van Vliet

Audience: Children

DIMENSIONS

Width: 220.0mm

Height: 270.0mm

Weight: 350g

Pages: 32

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Children's Books Children's Picture Books Children’s, Teenage and Educational Sophie Berger

About the Author

Ruan van Vliet is a Dublin-based illustrator whose bright, smudgy artwork is distinctively expressive and absurdist. His self-initiated projects include clothing, paintings and animation. His clients include KT, Vans and Noble Rot, as well as countless independent music labels.

Sophie Berger is a recent English graduate based in Australia, whose writing has been published on Mama Mia and other influential blogs.

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