Books by Andy Jones
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The Fartionary
Full of hilarious jokes, trivia, facts, and cartoons, The Fartionary is guaranteed to be a hit with kids everywhere! Now in B-format. Do girls fart more than boys? Which foods make the best bottom burps? What happens if you let one rip in space? All these stinking questions and more will be answered in ... The Fartionary! Andy Jones explodes...By Andy JonesPaperback$1999Unit price /UnavailableAvailableShips in 4-6 weeks -
The Fartionary
Full of hilarious jokes, trivia, facts and cartoons, The Fartionary is guaranteed to be a hit with kids everywhere! Now with a new cover. Why do farts smell? Which foods make the best bottom burps? What happens if you let one rip in space? All these stinking questions and more will be answered in The Fartionary! Andy Jones explodes the...By Andy JonesPaperback$1999Unit price /UnavailableAvailableShips in 4-6 weeks -
Wishes Come in Threes
A heartwarming, tenderly witty debut about belief – in friendship, in yourself and, maybe, in just a little magic. “I don’t know exactly how wishes work. But I knew a man that did.” Phyll is having a difficult summer. Her family has moved to the seaside, but it’s a long way from perfect. Her mum is sick, she has an...By Andy JonesPaperback$1699Unit price /UnavailableAvailableShips in 4-6 weeks -
Massive Book of School Jokes for Kids Only!
Q. Why did the maths teacher cry? A. There were too many problems to solve. Q. What’s the only word that is spelt wrong in the dictionary? A. Wrong. Q. What is a teacher’s perfect day at school? A. A student-free day. Over 600 jokes! This book is guaranteed to get your schoolyard comic groove on and spread the funny!...By Andy JonesPaperback$1999Unit price /UnavailableAvailableShips in 2-3 weeks -
The Fartionary 2
With even more hilarious jokes, trivia, facts and cartoons, The Fartionary 2: The Follow Through is guaranteed to be a hit with kids everywhere! A book with more POP, BANG and CRACKLE than a 100-year-old vintage car fuelled on baked beans! Who farts? The why, when and how of farting... Farting by age, location and climate... The Whoopee Cushion... why?...By Andy JonesPaperback$1999Unit price /UnavailableAvailableShips in 4-6 weeks -
Bob vs the Selfie Zombies
The hilarious and unforgettable story of Bob, accidental time traveller. It's down to Bob to save the world . . . all he needs is time! For Bob and his best friend Malcolm, winning the school talent competition with their band The Tentacles of Time is really important. And that's before they realise the future of the world depends on...By Andy JonesPaperback$1899Unit price /UnavailableAvailableShips in 4-6 weeks -
Creative Writing Magic: 80 Tips and Tricks for Young Writers
A funny and accessible creative writing guide, packed with magical tips, tricks and story prompts to make your writing shine.Writing is an act of magic. Open the pages of this book and magically transform your writing skills with a series of fun facts, activities and essential skills for storytellers. The perfect gift for budding writers who want to sharpen their...By Olaf Falafel and Andy JonesPaperback$2799Unit price /UnavailableAvailableShips in 4-6 weeks -
Bob vs the Trousers of Doom
The unmissable follow-up to BOB VS THE SELFIE ZOMBIES, perfect for fans of David Solomons, David Baddiel and Greg James Chris Smith. AI is threatening to take over the world, and our last hope is a 12-year-old boy called Bob. Bob, an accidental time-traveller, should be doing his homework but instead he's bouncing in and out of the year 2049...By Andy JonesPaperback$1899Unit price /UnavailableAvailableShips in 4-6 weeks
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Our Top Books
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Dirty Work
Twelve years after they were exposed and discredited in the book Dirty Politics, some of the most cynical people in New Zealand politics are back. The epitome is Jordan Williams, with his abysmal attitudes to women, morality-free fundraising as a lobbyist for the tobacco industry and – worst and most destructive in New Zealand’s recent history – him and his...By Nicky HagerPaperback$3299Elsewhere:$3499Unit price /Unavailable★★★★★(8)In StockShips today -
Wasgij? Advent Calendar - Christmas TV Special
Bring Christmas closer one day at a time with this show-stopping Wasgij Advent Calendar - Christmas TV Special! There are 24 doors to open, each with its own 54-piece puzzle inside. It’s the busiest time of the year for Santa, not only because of all the presents he needs to deliver, but also because of the countless movies and TV...54 Piece$4699Elsewhere:$5495Unit price /UnavailableIn StockShips today -
Turtle Creations: Fiddlies (Assorted Designs)
Fiddlies, 3D printed animals, to fiddle with! Price is for one Fiddlie Design is sent randomly3 years or older$999Unit price /UnavailableIn StockShips today -
Yesteryear
A BOLD AND BITING SATIRE. WILL HAVE YOU GASPING TO THE FINAL PAGE — Nita Prose WICKEDLY FUNNY, BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN AND FRIGHTENINGLY PERCEPTIVE — Abigail Dean INVENTIVE, ADDICTIVE, A WILD RIDE — Ashley Audrain SHOT THROUGH WITH HUMOUR AND LACED WITH DARKNESS — Clare Mackintosh The Stepford Wives meets The Handmaid's Tale — Hannah Deitch My name was Natalie Heller...Paperback$2999Elsewhere:$3699Unit price /Unavailable★★★★★(3)In StockShips today -
Spirograph Window Designer
Window Designer - Bring amazing spiral Spirograph designs to your windows and mirrors! New Window Designer Tool - Press and hold the Window Designer tool firmly against a surface, and the Cyclex wheel makes it simple to draw intricate spiral designs! Can be compatible with other wet-erase markers. Fun for Kids - This Spirograph set is perfect for kids ages...7 years or older / School-age children$500Elsewhere:$4499Unit price /UnavailableIn StockShips today -
Theo of Golden
THE INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLING PHENOMENON'For anything to be truly good, there must be love in it. Nothing is what it's supposed to be if love is not at the core.' One morning, a stranger arrives in the town of Golden. No one knows who he is or where he came from…His name is Theo and he's arrived there by chance –...By Allen LeviPaperback$2899Elsewhere:$3499Unit price /Unavailable★★★★★(6)In StockShips today -
tonies: Bluey 3 Pack - Bluey, Muffin & Bingo
For real life - Bluey and her family have landed! This Bluey Tonie Set includes Bluey, Bingo, and Muffin, each packed with their very best adventures. From Grannies and Duck Cake disasters to Bin Night, Takeaway trouble, and full-on Muffin mayhem, there’s something for every kind of little listener. Expect big laughs, big feelings, and a few “trifficult” moments along...3 years or older$9499Unit price /Unavailable★★★★★(3)In StockShips today -
Dad, I Want to Hear Your Story (Expanded Edition)
Honour his legacy with the greatest gift of all—his story. The Official Hear Your Story Collection Your dad's story is more than just memories—it's a journey filled with wisdom, experiences, and defining moments that shaped his life. Dad, I Want to Hear Your Story is a guided journal that gives him the chance to share those stories in his own...Paperback$1999Elsewhere:$2600Unit price /Unavailable★★★★★(1)In StockShips today