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Damned If I Do

By Percival Everett
Series: Picador Collection
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An artist, a cop, a cowboy, several fly fishermen, and even a reluctant romance novelist inhabit these revealing and often hilarious stories. An old man ends up in a high-speed chase with the cops after stealing the car that blocks the garbage bin at his apartment... Read More
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A brilliantly postmodern set of short stories from Percival Everett, one of America's most inventive living writers, and the Pulitzer Prize-winning author of James.

A brilliantly postmodern set of short stories from one of America's most inventive living writers.

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An artist, a cop, a cowboy, several fly fishermen, and even a reluctant romance novelist inhabit these revealing and often hilarious stories.

An old man ends up in a high-speed chase with the cops after stealing the car that blocks the garbage bin at his apartment building. A stranger gets a job at a sandwich shop and fixes everything in sight: a manual mustard dispenser, a mouthful of crooked teeth, thirty-two parking tickets, and a sexual identity problem.

Percival Everett skewers race, class, identity, surrealism, and much more in this masterful short story collection from a genius of American letters. Damned If I Do offers readers a brilliant showcase of both humour and keen observation.

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Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781035036431

Publisher: Pan Macmillan

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 21 March 2024

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Picador

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 12.0mm

Width: 129.0mm

Height: 197.0mm

Weight: 142g

Pages: 192

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Fiction General Fiction Humour Literary Fiction Percival Everett Series: Picador Collection

About the Author

Percival Everett is the author of over thirty published works, including Zulus, Erasure, I Am Not Sidney Poitier, Assumption, Percival Everett by Virgil Russell, Telephone, The Trees and Dr. No. A Guggenheim Fellow and Pulitzer Prize Finalist, Everett has won the PEN Oakland/Josephine Miles Literary Award, the Academy Award in Literature, the Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse Prize for Comic Fiction, and the Windham-Campbell Literature Prize for Fiction. In 2022, The Trees was shortlisted for the Booker Prize. Percival Everett lives in Los Angeles, CA, where he is Distinguished Professor of English at the University of Southern California.

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