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Read This Book and Never Fart Again
Series: Fart Monster and Friends
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It's been almost a decade since the Fart Monster first entered the world, and now he's back in this hilarious new book from bestselling creators Tim Miller and Matt Stanton.
When you've got a problem, who do you call?
The Fart Monster has spent years releasing a barrage of bottom bazookas onto the world. Now, in a surprising twist, he's here to help put an end to those roars from the rear!
Follow along at home as the Fart Monster leads us through his DIY guide to easing the common fart.
Discover the funny world of fart prevention in Read This Book and Never Fart Again and learn how to silence the chaos.
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Book Details
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ISBN: 9780733339042
Publisher: ABC Books
Format: Hardback
Date Published: 03 November 2021
Country: Australia
Imprint: ABC Books
Contributors:
- Illustrated by Matt Stanton
Audience: Children
DIMENSIONS
Spine width: 9.0mm
Width: 198.0mm
Height: 274.0mm
Weight: 365g
Pages: 48
About the Author
Tim Miller is an Australian bestselling children's author living in Sydney. By day, he is a Marketing Manager, and in his spare time he writes hilarious books for kids of all ages. His first picture book, There Is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts, was an instant hit. He has now published eight picture books, including Dinosaur Dump and Don't Spew in Your Spacesuit. Tim's most recent publications are the four books for emerging readers in the Fart Monster and Me series, and a picture book celebrating fatherhood, Happy Farter's Day. Matt Stanton is a bestselling children's author and illustrator who has sold more than one million books in Australia. His middle-grade series Funny Kid debuted as the #1 Australian kids' book and has fans all around the world. He has twenty picture books to his name, including the award-winning Books That Drive Kids Crazy! and Fart Monster series, and is the creator of the immensely popular graphic novel series, The Odds, and the Bored novels. Fluff is his latest series. Matt lives on the south coast of New South Wales with his wife, bestselling author Beck Stanton, their four children and a giant dog. mattstanton.net
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