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You Suck

By Christopher Moore
Series: Bloodsucking Fiends
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You Suck by Christopher Moore is a sharp, humorous novel exploring the afterlife and the complexities of love and identity. The story follows a man who, after being turned into a vampire, struggles with his new existence while contending with the supernatural forces drawn into his life. Moore's trademark wit and irreverence bring a fresh twist to vampire fiction.
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Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9780060590307

Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers Inc

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 08 January 2008

Country: United States

Imprint: HarperCollins Publishers

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 22.0mm

Width: 135.0mm

Height: 206.0mm

Weight: 259g

Pages: 364

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Christopher Moore Fiction General Fiction Literary Fiction Series: Bloodsucking Fiends

About the Author

Christopher Moore is the author of eighteen previous novels, including Razzmatazz, Shakespeare for Squirrels, Noir, Secondhand Souls, SacrΓ© Bleu, Fool, and Lamb. He lives in San Francisco, California.

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