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Ridiculous Raps and Rhymes

The laugh-out-loud rhyming adventure from two literary icons
By To Be Confirmed Simon & Schuster UK and Michael Rosen and MC Grammar
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PARENTAL ADVISORY: EXTREMELY SILLY POEMS INSIDE!!! From two master storytellers comes a hilarious, high-energy rhyming adventure! Get ready for a rapping and rhyming quest like no other. From school to the zoo, the beach and the museum, experience riotously funny and wildly ridiculous poems that will... Read More
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PARENTAL ADVISORY: EXTREMELY SILLY POEMS INSIDE!!!

From two master storytellers comes a hilarious, high-energy rhyming adventure! Get ready for a rapping and rhyming quest like no other. From school to the zoo, the beach and the museum, experience riotously funny and wildly ridiculous poems that will take the reader on a one-of-a-kind adventure, with MC Grammar and Michael β€˜the mic’ Rosen as their guide.

Rhymes about chocolate cake

  • Raps about a hissing snake
  • Rhymes about the school canteen
  • Raps about curry flavoured ice cream
  • Rhymes about books that are magic or scary
  • Raps about bears who are grumpy and hairy

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781398560833

Publisher: Simon & Schuster Ltd

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 07 May 2026

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Gallery Kids

Illustration: Mono

Contributors:

  • Illustrated by Mike Byrne

Audience: Children

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 18.0mm

Width: 130.0mm

Height: 198.0mm

Weight: 350g

Pages: 240

Collections

Children's Books Children's Fiction Children’s, Teenage and Educational MC Grammar Michael Rosen To Be Confirmed Simon & Schuster UK Young Adult

About the Author

Michael Rosen, an English poet, scriptwriter, broadcaster, and performer, has been writing for children since 1970. He lives in London with his wife and five children.

MC Grammar is the creation of award-winning teacher and rapper Jacob Mitchell, who went viral in 2019 after a video of him rapping popular children’s book The Gruffalo received over 5 million views. Having struggled in school himself, the father of two credits his discovery of books as his turning point with education. Jacob believes no child should be left behind, and that there needs to excitement, challenge, inclusion and, most importantly, fun in the classroom! The Adventures of Rap Kid is his debut children's series.

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