I Do Not Eat Children

A big orange creature lurks in a crowded playground... but don't worry! He would never eat a child. What do you think he is... a MONSTER? And kids are definitely not disappearing every time you turn a page. You're imagining things.

The monster has nothing to hide; in fact, he loves children. And he would never, ever, ever—oops! There goes another kid....

This laugh-out-loud story will keep readers guessing until the end, then send them straight back to the beginning to keep a close eye on the wily monster (and the one kid who knows exactly what he's up to). A great read-aloud for bedtime (or anytime!), this silly and subversive picture book delivers poetic justice and giggles galore.